weapons of mass destruction

Modern equivalent of the Holy Grail: they may never be found, but they sure provide impetus for Christian westerners to crusade into the Middle East and kill brown people.

"Monty Python and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"

by Colin January 18, 2004

Creative Destruction

A fucking terrible fortnite ripoff that your jewish friends play when they get banned from fortnite.

Person 1: Yo my G, wanna play fortnite?
Person 2: I can't, im banned
Person 1: Now what?
Person 2: We can play Creative Destruction-
Person 1: *shoots his friend in the face with a glock*

by Biggie Bacon December 19, 2018

mutually assured destruction

What Microsoft ensures- a destroyed computer, and the destroyed mind of the one that was working on the computer.

Microsoft comes with a mutually assured destruction guarantee.

by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003

destructive

to destroy somthing or someone

he has a destructive dad

by sdrdgghbjbjbjjbjbjb October 19, 2017

destructive road head

see monza

very very destructive

i was giving my girlfriend destructive road head, or a monza, and then i threw the bitch out.

- matt wheet

by codytucker August 30, 2006

Self Destruction

To position ones self so he is upside down, and jacks off until he cums. The result is a sloppy mess over his body and face, hence the self destruction. cumming sloppy mess cum jack off

I was home alone and decided to lay my legs up on my headboard and give myself a self destruction

by General Jovan March 19, 2007

weapon of mass destruction

what G.W. could not find and has many of at his ranch in texas. that cheap prick.

by Anonymous October 31, 2003