definition

What you're reading now, dork.

I'm a dork for writing a defintion of definition, as you are also a dork for reading this defintion of defintion.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

A Good Definition

1. NOT about a person that you know but no one else cares about, even if you think they do.
2. NOT about you.
3. NOT about violent sexual positions.
4. NOT similar to any other definition
5. NOT offensive to us editors :p
6. ORIGINAL!
Do all this and your suggestion will msot likely get published!

1. Emma
OMG i love emma SO MUCH! she is so hawt, good in bed and wild... i have no life did i mention that?
2. Tony
i have such a huge cock! its like 3 inches!
3.Pink Sock
when ya fucking a girl up the ass, and you punch her in the gut so hard her intestines pop out
4. Emo
We don't cut ourselves!
5. Editors
fuck em
6. rqt
see: rot
NONE OF THESE MAKE A GOOD DEFINITION!
Besides no. 6 :3

by Dr. Crowley March 28, 2009

Urban Dictionary Definition Edit

Resubmitting a word copying and pasting the definition and then correcting it's grammar.

Bill: I care bare read this entry for booty.
Ted: Just do an Urban Dictionary Definition Edit for it.
Bill: How? I still don't know what this person means!

by imthatawesome October 25, 2012

instant deflation of the anus

when you have extreme diareah that bursts out instantly and burns when it comes out it smells like a mixture of vommit, shit(of course), potato salad, rotten meat, burnt plastic and tacos
-similar to power shit

MARK:dude last night after i won the worlds taco eating contest i had I.D.O.T.A.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.

by luke fortune January 29, 2007

Redundant Definition

A redundant defintion occurs when someone submits a word to the Urban Dictionary that has already been published. This can either be caused by failing to look up the word before submitting it or by a dumbass who doesn't care if the word is already in the UD.

This term does not apply to an entirely different meaning or to a rebuttal defintion, but to a definition that is almost or exactly the same as a previous entry.

There really is no legitimate excuse for redundant definitions!
For examples of a redundant definition just look up Obama. There are several Obama definitions that are word-for-word indentical! There is no excuse for THAT kind of bullshit!

Now there is a redundant definition of redundant definition. Oh, the irony..

by Caigewa August 31, 2013

Horny Definition

A Horny Definition consists that of someone's name and always appreciating how much of a beautiful name or what kind of a person someone is judging by their name. You will see an amount of horniness when you look up a name here in Urban Dictionary. Names such as Nathan or even Lucy will have a great appreciation of how beautiful they can be or what an amazing person they are when it could be completely the opposite and totally half assed.

Kyle: Hey man did you look up Cartman's name on urban dictionary?

Stan: Yeah I did and all I got was results of "how beautiful, not fat and how much of a big penis" he has when really he's completely the opposite, I tell you man urban dictionary has so many horny definitions.

by Cemorolen February 29, 2020

Ultimate Balloon Deflation

When a male shaves his pubic area, and believes that cold water will help prevent razor burn. He then turns his shower on and sets it to as cold as it can get and holds the shower head at the most 3 inches from his penis and testicles for at least 10 seconds. Once the cold water is shot on his penis and testicles he watches his privates contract to his body for warmth. Eventually, the contracting leads to an ultimate pain, where the male's testicles feel like they are going to explode.

"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."

by Woofles January 15, 2006