Dan

someone you have sex dreams about when you're supposed to hate their guts because they are the scum of the earth and cheat on your best friends.

me: oh look there's Dan, wow what a whore!

my brain, when I am asleep : I want to have sex with him.

by therathoe May 6, 2019

Dan

Usually a shy individual named Adam, Dan, Bob, Steve and Nicolas. They are great at acting big however when it’s crunch time shy away from the spotlight they are confident in their comfort zone but not in moments in beef or tension

Dan: “Adam there’s beer”
Adam: “let’s run”

by Gazza bazza wazza May 9, 2019

Dan

A person who hates all living being in this exciting and is a slave to the memes lord

That person is such a dan

by #meme lord May 17, 2019

dan

She is a stylish and super cool piece of candy that loves to learn. As well, she is super chill and funny, but loves to hit others in the sun don't shine area.

Oh wow!!! Dan just hit me and it really hurts. BUT, ,MAN OH MAN, SHE IS SUPER COOL.

by Bella Haminoa May 24, 2019

Dan

Pretty gay.

"Hey,you're Dan now?"
"Yep,gotta come out of the closet sooner or later"

by Sandtrum June 3, 2019

Dan

The ultimate being

Person 1: "i could beat dan"
Person 2 (sensible one) "nah"

by DannieBoi June 10, 2019

Dan

Pussy

Dan is a pussy

by brown_cash July 5, 2019