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Cropdust

To suddenly release a fart in such a way that an unsuspecting victim is lightly 'dusted' with the gas molecules. This can be done in two ways, by either walking in front of the recipient as you let 'er rip, or by planting the bomb booby trap style in such a manner that they unknowingly walk through it.
Man, I totally just cropdusted you. At least it's better than a Covered Wagon.
by infinity.morales June 2, 2009
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Cronyism

Partiality to friends, expressed by appointment of them to positions of authority, regardless of their qualifications.
Through Cronyism Dick Cheney became vice president
by GentleNeal August 7, 2011
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copy paste victim

A victim of a widely-spread error: A computer user intends to use an original document as a template, copies it into the Windows clipboard, pastes it into a new document and does the changes. The user, however, does the changes in such a sloven way that the new text still contains numerous elements of the original one, and therefore blurring the intended meaning of the new text. The unmodified elements however should have been changed in order to make the text internally consistent. Copy paste victims often work under a strong pressure of time and can be found in all social classes.
Boss: Please prepare the shareholders meeting minutes. I need them today.
Secretary: All right, boss. Can I use the last meeting's minutes as a template?
Boss: Sure. Just make sure, that you got everything.
<Secretary proceeds as described above: Exampe - Original: "The meeting was held on May 10, 2004."
Copy: "The meeting was held on April 27, 2004(!).">
...
Secretary: OK, boss. I have prepared the minutes for you. Here they are.
Boss <after a brief study, with a worrying facial expression>: Oh, no, you copy paste victim! You forgot to change the year. The meeting was held on April 27, this year and not last year *grumble*.
by Ava May 10, 2005
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crop dusting

When someone cuts a fart as they walk by others at their work place and then exits the scene leaving the people behind to fight about who did it.
Kevin enters room. (Kevin farts quietly while walking by, leaving immediately) Harold-"I think Kevin just dusted us dude" Jeremy-"Yeah, now he is probably going to Uncle Ted it in the bathroom for a while." Jason-"Why is he always CROP DUSTING anyway?" Brenda-"He eats a lot of cabbage at Addel's hot tub parties the other day he even dropped a tub trout." Kevin-"I think I just made a crop CIRCLE in my pants"
by J to tha ermsie December 28, 2005
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crop dusted

The act of passing by someone having just farted.
AWW! That smelly old bastard just crop dusted me!
by cougrpncher January 20, 2011
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crop dusting

farting while walking, specifically down the aisles of cubicles at the office. Relevance to rows of cubicles being referred to as a cubicle farm.
by Josh Bova August 29, 2003
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Hitman Copypasta

The Hitman Copypasta
Ah well, I guess I'll just contact the mods and get your IP.
Unfortunately for you, this has been a slow month, so I have a lot of free time. I rarely kill for pleasure nowadays, but you pissed me off enough. Expect me in a week.

Created by /b/tards on 10/7/2013
You see that new Copypasta out there?
Yeah, the Hitman Copypasta one? Im pretty scared dude.
by m00tykins4 October 7, 2013
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