Conch

A story or Statment that at first hearing apears to be normal but upon examination is a waste of time and not something that was worth saying in the first place

Similar to "Talking Shit"

When someone is talking conch they are talking just for the sake of talking and keeping conversation going.

James: "One time me and marcus got a bag of MnMs and just ate them"

Karl: "Thats not a story James! Stop Talking Conch!"

by Strang Entertainment December 31, 2009

croach

the heavy paper at the end of a marijuana blunt.

"Yo, croach that blizzy, no scoobies on the tongue."

by boyWunder March 27, 2010

Conch My Hole

The act of conching one's hole. An expression used to define a shitty experience or moment.

Faggot - "Dude do you want to go to church, and praise the lord?"
Rick - "No, I would rather conch my hole."

by stryfes13 December 8, 2013

chonche

To stay indoors all day

That guy is chonched all day.

by TheGuyThatDidThatThing February 19, 2015

Chonch

An alternative name for a vape, typically used by high school students in school restrooms.

“Yoo Tommy pass me your chonch”

by sauce bauce September 3, 2020

chonch

To make plans to meet somewhere and not show up

Aaron made plans to meet for sushi but he chonched us.

by big_hot_carl July 22, 2010

La Conchita

A small coastal community in Southern California, between Carpinteria and Ventura.
A constant cause of traffic congestion because of it's awkwardly designed freeway access points. Also has a bike path right beside the freeway, which faggot bicyclists in spandex use a lot.
Quite a shitty looking place, even if it is on the coast.

If they bulldozed La Conchita traffic would flow much smoother.
Those fucking cyclists should be run over.

by naknumm August 29, 2007