crumbling leaf

a smol bean who's life is a constant exisitential crisis

Griffer was a crumbling leaf by the age of 12

by chokempls April 6, 2017

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Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

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Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017

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Rimpling

Pertaining to 'lady parts' being self-manipulated in an overtly sexual manner

There was lots of rimpling muffle down the pub tonight.

by Dr. Thrasher July 1, 2018

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Crumping

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim

When was the last time we had a good crumping

by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018

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crismeling

A Crismeling is a sweet,goofy,fun person to be with. Don’t mess with her cuz she will beat your ass. If you have a crismeling cherish her with all your heart.

“Crismeling is the one that will pull up on a fight and won’t lose to no hoe”

by Demar🦋 June 10, 2019

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