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creeper face

A face that looks absolutely ridiculous, usually when it looks like you're either going to murder, kidnap, or seduce someone.
In the episodes Human Nature & Family of Blood of the BBC show Doctor Who, the character Brother of Mine/Jeremy Baines is a perfect example of "creeper face."
by DalekSec November 29, 2010
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Creeper Zach

Creepy lumberjack who sports the ugliest beard known to man. He possesses silly hats, a gold scarf, chops that make people want to hang themselves, and a fetish for Google Earth. Worst college roomate in the history of the world. Threatened to assault roomates with Snapple, comforters up one's colon, and a ferocious beard. Enjoys latching, pissing off all, treats Nats like she is his mother, and likes Sean (gay by May). Represented by the hand gesture called "The Awkward Lumberjack"; it is done by motioning your hands like you are chopping wood with an axe. Closet racist. Leaves nail clippings and hair trimmings in sink. Refuses to wash sheets for months. Vertigo five feet off the ground. Will only sleep with a girl if bed is on ground and partner is inebriated. Thinks Josh is a facist. Believes that rape has nothing to do with sex. Likes to countdown from ten. Draws lines and finds glitches on Google Earth. Fluent in the Elvish language. Valiantly defends Little Blizzaard "Gustav." Sexual fantasies include role play with Lord of the Rings, biting, pirates. Is profoundly obsessed with Nicole. Refuses to wash his hands after relieving himself. Can't sleep in the presense of desk lamps. Overhead light must go out at 11. Eats inconcievably slowly. Has a fetish for authority. Insinuates himself into every conversation. Frequents gay bars while utterly sober. Arranges the various plaid shirts he owns by which day of the week to be worn. Routinely spends more time in the bathroom than three high maintenance females do in a day.
Are you stalking me? --Don't be a fucking Creeper Zach.

Brah, dont go all Creeper Zach on me with your chops and lumberjack outfit.
by Nats n Matt n Ades February 24, 2009
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Creeper Crush

a small crush developed for someone while creeping on them at a regular rate.
Usually occuring on Facebook or Tumblr
Lily: I was creeping on Robert's page for a few hours and I have a crush on him now

Jill: What do you have a creeper crush?
by DurMcCully October 4, 2010
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Creeper

Creepers are hostile mobs that makes use of a suicide-style attack: It approaches players and then explodes, causing damage to players as well as surrounding blocks and entities. Creepers spawn in the overworld at night, and in locations with a light level of 7 or less, just like most other hostile mobs; however, unlike Zombies and Skeletons, Creepers will not catch fire in direct sunlight, and those spawned in darkness will nevertheless continue wandering and attacking throughout the day in any physically accessible area until they are killed or despawn.
Creepers are especially dangerous mobs due to their near-silent approach, save for light footsteps and a signature 'burning fuse' hissing noise that often signifies it's already too late. Their explosion is devastating at short range, to both entities and structures.
Creepers run from cats and ocelots, and will even ignore the player to run away when a feline is too close. As cats can be acquired and controlled by the player, this provides an important avenue of defense from Creeper attacks.
Creepers have gained notoriety and infamy among Minecraft players for their infuriating habit of sneaking up on the Player to inflict devastating damage following an all-too-short warning sound. They have arguably become the most recognizable image from Minecraft, as well as the game's unofficial mascot.

You can find this in the Minecraft wiki Article
Edward: ugh... I hate how a Creeper suddenly explodes in your face.

Logan: Yeah, that sucks.
by MinecraftInformer September 5, 2013
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Mexinese Creeper

The "Mexinese Creeper" refers to any individual who appears to be quite regular, calm and collective, but will surprise all their friends and co-workers with strange, unwanted & unexpected sexual acts.
Did you hear Mexi-fry pretended to be too drunk to leave Carmen's party last weekend? Yeah, Carmen woke up in the middle of the night and Mexinese was handing her the bonephone! Then he said apologized and said "I thought you were sleeping though"... Ewww, talk about a Mexinese Creeper!!!
by DMackCDA January 6, 2008
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Creeper

A green penis like creature in the video game Minecraft that gains pleasure out of destroying hours worth of building by self destructing. Before it explodes it let's out a "sssssSSS" noise that resembles a fuse being lit.

In other words if you hear "ssssSSS" Run like fuck.
Creeper: "That'sss a nice houssssse you got there. It would be a sssssshame if something happened to it. ssssssssssSSSSSS

*BOOOOM!!!*
by Smuglorda July 4, 2011
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Creeper Jumped

It is when a creeper confronts you when you are in a situation that makes you vulnerable to a creeper attack .
A girl is tying her shoes, and an old fugly creeper comes up to her and talks about all the times that he saw her at the gym and wants her number.

After the confrontation, she goes to her friend to tell her the story and says "omg, I was totally creeper jumped today"
by kirby05 April 22, 2009
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