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creationism

This is a belief which was invented to explain why we are all here. Basically it states that the world was created by some greater being (God). But then who created God? The theory of Creationsim falls flat through stating the Earth is thousands of years old, despite the fact it was proved to be billions of years old through scientific research. Creationists mock the theory of evolution and condemn the teaching of evolution at school. Evolution seems like the most sensible theory to me. Ah, but then howcome there are so many gaps in the evolutionary pathway? For one thing, it is a real fluke that an animal survives in fossil form, a billion-to-one chance requiring exactly the right geological conditions. Yes, we have a lot of skeletons in museums, but they are nothing when you consider how many animals have existed over the history of time. For another thing, it has been suggested that evolution takes place in jumps rather than gradually (a new, more evolved species suddenly starts appearing, gradualy takes over the older species). As for the teaching of evolution at school, it is taught as a theory. You don't have to believe in it. On the other hand, teaching Creationism at school involves indoctrinating children. I still remember being told that "God is always watching us and can punish us if we act or think wrongly". It makes me laugh when certain Creationists complain about CCTV cameras everywhere or the government spying on us all. Beliefs like Creationism were the Big Brother and the CCTV cameras of their day, were used to control the working classes. Now George W Bush is talking about teaching Creationism in schools in the USA instead of evolution. I can't help feeling all he really wants to do is create a brainwashed army to fight a religious war against Muslims.
A certain Creationism-believing journalist equates anyone who believes in evolution with genocidal murderers, tells us how narrow-minded they are. That's funny, because the religious people I've met are some of the most narrow-minded, snobbish, hypoctrical bigots I've ever had the misfortune the come across.
by Stormsworder December 7, 2006
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creationism

A word that refers ONLY to the specific creation myth that the world was created as per the book of Genesis, and the people who try to defend that story as the literal truth.
"Creationism is contradictory in the simple fact that it attempts to discredit science, while at the same time trying to use science to justify it's position."
by devilzukin December 3, 2003
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ace the creator

One of Tyler, the creators alter egos other than wolf haley (ace is the white suicidal one) he dosent use the name Ace often as Wolf Haley...
*YONKERS*

IM WOLF Tyler put this f**kin knife in my hand IM WOLF ACE go put that f**kin hole in my hand and IM WOLF that was me who shoved the c*ck in your b*tch

Guy1: Homie... did you hear tyler the creator's new song?
Guy2:Yea.. but he used his other name Ace the creator for that one...
Guy1: Yea man... Wolf gang is getting popular...
by Jump off a truck February 7, 2012
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Creative

Company that makes mp3 players that are approximately 3456432575 better than iPods. The main advantages of which include:

-Removable battery. For when you need a new one.
-More than 5 minutes of battery life. For when you're away from your charger.
-Design that actually fits in your pocket. For when you need to go somewhere.
-Decent sound quality. For when the bus driver tunes into 96fm.
-Radio option. So you can catch the match.
-Colour scheme that doesn't make you look like a complete yuppie. For when you don't want your arse kicked for wasting stupid amounts of money on something that doesn't work.
Random person: OMG! Is that an iPod?!!
(::ARROWED::)
Person with more than 6 braing cells: No, it's a Creative.
by Snake December 9, 2005
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creationist

The absurd reasoning of that creationist baffles me.
by Mlak Mlak January 9, 2007
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creato

like someone that doesnt change just because other people around them do and no one is ever like them at all, theyre so different and original and interesting, the type of originality can vary a lot so u can use this word to define many people
that boy with his unusual eye is such a creato i want to define him but i can't. there are no words to explain this boy.
by molly October 27, 2002
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Creamy Crowther

When the burning tingling sensation leading to orgasm is far beyond anything any human could possibly bare. The man pulls out his erect penis and blows his load all over himself. He then puts whipped cream all over his body and the girl eats it.
Dude, she was so good last night i even gave her a creamy crowther!
by Barry S. June 2, 2009
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