no cranes

When one has to sit on your face sexually and no crane or heavy machine can lift them from your face.

No cranes: Sexually( oral sex )

by Khumisho December 12, 2020

Cajun Crankshaft

Throwing creole seasoning in a woman's eyes, slapping her in the face, then fucking her in the ass with Cajun sauce on your dick.

I got served a restraining order from a girl I picked up last week because I gave her a Cajun Crankshaft.

by Ohshitpete July 4, 2023

Dirty cransten

The best sexual experience a girl can have is the dirty cransten,will result in multiple orgasms side affects ,shakes ,loss of vision and in some cases Temperley loss of felling in legs

Omg that dirty cransten the pleasure was so intense I am still shaking

i can't see nor can I walk

by Frankie 👌 May 29, 2023

Bryan Cranston Penis Building Episode

The episode from the situational comedy 'How I Met Your Mother' in wich the main character Theodore "Ted" Mosby's boss -played by Bryan Cranston of hit show Breaking Bad- designs a building that looks like male genetailia. The building's phallic design is used as a major plot point for the episode which drastically changes the course of Ted's life.

P1: I am rewatching the greatest sit-com of all time, How I Met Your Mother
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.

by LouieIsDed August 12, 2023

Dirty cransten

The sexual act in witch ;,(best preformed with doggy style)ok the man grabs the girls hair tucks it under her neck and then tentions it from behind while flicking her bean or nipple

I had the best sex last night my husband preformed the dirty cransten in me I came so hard my pussy is still tingling 👌

by Dirty pit February 5, 2025

Mrs. Crandall

The worlds most succulent and potent feminine specimen, whose beauty and voluptuousness are not of this planet. She is hardly a mortal being.

Mrs. Crandall has shown me splendors far beyond the comprehension of man.

by TopPussyCritic November 6, 2023