Craig Hill

Father who has no intent on caring for his children. Can be quite abusive.

Kid: "Hello Dad!"
Craig Hill: "Shut the fuck up I'm watching the footy!"*smack* "Speak again and ill put you through the fucking wall!"

by shlurrpdatpuss July 31, 2017

A Craig David

(Or more aptly, 'Doing A Craig David') A situation arises from which you need to distance yourself from; i.e. 'walking away'.

I have troubles in my life, so I'm doing a Craig David

by theslaughterhouseblog October 30, 2017

Malcolm Craig

Actor and musician who has been seen in The CW's Frequency and A&E's Bates Motel. He performed as a percussionist with a band called Calpurnia.

How would you describe Malcolm Craig?
Curly hair, really tall, funny, really good drummer. @drumboym

by fangirlr December 25, 2018

Jonny Craig

A pillar of a man, knows how to treat women right

Ex. Damn he pulled a Jonny Craig, what a guy

by User#13:) April 16, 2020

Jenny Craig

A place where people go with intention to lose wait, but lose money instead.

I went to jenny craig and lost 50 dollars in 5 minutes!

by Lord Lucas Ryan June 11, 2006

Craig Ferguson

Sexiest funniest man alive/on Late night television with a Scottish accent.

WATCH HIM after David Letterman on CBS

Me: OH MY GOD did you watch Craig last night?
Someone else: I KNOW HE WAS SO SEXY AND FUNNY LAST NIGHT! I LOVE THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON!

by iPanickedTGG September 1, 2009

Larry Craig

1 - A disgraced Idaho senator
2 - The act of extending one's legs under a toilet stall, in order to play footsies with the guy beside you, and denying you're homo.
3 - The act of solicting for cottaging acts.

Larry Craig denies he's gay.

Stop it Craig! You're making me horny and hard and I can't pee nor shit anymore!

Larry Craig's body language dictated the Minneapolis Police Officer who was going for a shit that he wanted to fuck him in the ass. Therefore he got arrested.

by Damn Damn Danno September 8, 2007