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cockfused

Reece and dylan cockfused lastnight, sounded like they enjoyed it.
by chickenwing234 December 21, 2015
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Confusexual

Soemone who doesn't know if they want to have sex or not
Person A: I'm asexual, I don't want sex
Person B: I'm confusexual, I don't know if I want it or not
by topato-melon October 5, 2021
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confuselate

To confuse, to teach someone chemistry to at 8:00 in the morning when they're too busy drawing pictures of you with wings and a tail.
SYN- confusercize
Godammit, Jenny... this confuselates me. Did she just say blarklhdgadkjg?
by Anonymous March 13, 2003
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Confusedbysoul

1.The greatest man to ever live and quite good in bed.
2.A sexual act of great prowress.
1.You will not believe the things that Confusedbysoul can do to you!
2.He pulled a Confusedbysoul and pleased me beyond all belief.
by HyakuShiki August 11, 2003
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Confused child(:

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:
Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."
by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010
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cofused

These two fuses were cofused since manufacturing
by Slimizzle December 21, 2016
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Confusled

When you really don't know which dick to suck if you should go with the colored you're not colored one.
That guy is really confusled he doesn't know which dick to
by SimplyMaid 👙👙 March 2, 2017
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