Constinkment

A slang name for Cantonment, FL, a small town just outside of Pensacola, known for its smelly paper mill.

"Yeah man, I'm driving through Constinkment right now, I should be there in about 30."

by .hammie. December 7, 2009

constafart

when you are farting continuously

After eating chili and beans I had a constafart going the rest of the day.

by 3pharmacychicks April 1, 2010

constifarted

To be constipated with a fart.

I thought I had to shit, but only a little toot came out. I guess I was just constifarted.

by moegi9 May 22, 2010

Constinuous Horniness.

The act or state of being horny constantly. It often comes from being aroused by simple things or objects you see in everyday life, such as a chair. This condition cannot be controlled, nor cured.

Garret cannot go to the mall with his friends, in fear of getting an embarrassing boner from his Constinuous Horniness.

by ThatGoesInMyPants November 14, 2010

Constant Commentor

Someone who feels the need to comment or click the "like" button on every status, photo, update, etc. on facebook

I was looking at Kayla's facebook page and I saw that Jim was being a constant commentor on everything she does!

by mitchalicious June 15, 2011

Constantnopole

What you call your woman when she always says no to your cock (pole).

The past few weeks my wife has been a constantnopole and has left me jerking off every night.

by Frank Palace January 8, 2012

Consta-Text

(verb): The act of continual text messaging with one person over a long period of time.

"Oh my gosh, Katie, guess what? Eric and I have been consta-texting for three days. He's totally into me"

by Pun Lover October 2, 2012