Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024

comparative fallometry

Term for group of guys attempting to show who is alpha

Stupid alpha guy: -My dick is bigger than yours
Nerdy guy: -Don't start comparative fallometry

by dildo777 December 10, 2023

comparicone

When somebody is smoking marijuana through a bong, they may save the last cone as a comparicone, to compare the colour when making the next mull.

That looks like the comparicone. I'm sure it will be a good mull.

by Winged Kitty March 12, 2024

Comparising

The act of comparing things even though there's already a word for it.

When we're deciding between two different things we we'll need to be comparising them to others.

by Lrae504 April 24, 2024

Comparison

I can compare things...

Hym "You are more concerned with me engaging in comparison... That you are with the constant discomfort... In my fucking skull... My brain... Does not feel good... I swear you are the absolute fucking worst. My... Brain hurts... I don't need to stop comparing things. I'm not fucking 'gaslighting myself with my ego.' This is a deranged attempt on your part to obfuscate reality. And letting you continue to do this is completely undermining your profession. This explains LITERALLY all of the mental health problems. All of them."

by Hym Iam November 3, 2024

Comparison

The ONLY reason I am not being give there credit I deserve...

Hym "Is the comparison I am already actively making. You are worse. That is a fact. And now you want to trap me in a life worse than yours so you can feel better about that FACT. And then you get on your little YouTube channel or you do your little interview and you cry like a bitch because you've been bullied or coerced into keeping your mouth shut. You are right to feel bad for participating in this. You are wrong to do this to me. You don't care what I said. You don't care what I did. And neither do they. They are not going to make good on whatever threat they are making and when I inevitably DO... You are going to have no one to blame but yourself. They are not going to do anything to you for coming forward because to do so they would have to confess their complicity. And they are not going to give up what they will lose. Stop crying. Do the opposite of what is making you cry. That is not something I should have to explain to you."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

comparenting

When parents constantly compare the way they are raising their children to the way other parents are doing so.

Her parents were so caught up comparenting that they failed to recognize their own shortcomings.

by FreshWords January 1, 2025