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Comparo-meter 

Noun

Someone who has a habit or tendency to compare people or things.
She seems a comparo-meter to me as she always compares you with her past boyfriends.
Comparo-meter by Zami Karzai August 10, 2018

Compromised to a permanent end 

Being killed, as coined by WWE superstar John Cena.
The President has just announced that we have caught and compromised to a permanent end Osama bin Laden.

GOP Compromise 

A type of oxymoron.

Ask for more then you target amount of concessions from the opposition party. Then argue down to you what you originally wanted to begin with giving the illusion of compromise.
Billy wanted a cookie so he demand three from his mother. She said no, so he made a GOP Compromise and ask for one cookie. Not wanting to see a melt-down his mom gave him one cookie.
GOP Compromise by Libertatis October 3, 2013

GOP Compromise 

A type of oxymoron.

Ask for more then your target amount of concessions from the opposition party. Then argue down to you what you originally wanted to begin with giving the illusion of compromise.
Billy wanted a cookie so he demand three from his mother. She said no, so he made a GOP Compromise and ask for one cookie. Not wanting to see a melt down his mom gave him one cookie.
GOP Compromise by Libertatis October 3, 2013

Go Compare 

Probably the world's most annoying TV advert! It features a fat opera singer singing the words "Go Compare" to the tune of "Over There."

They are trying to advertise a car insurance price comparison site but I fail to see what this crap has to do with that.
It was also voted the most irritating advert of 2009 and at the rate this is going it'll probably get that title in 2010!
Singer: "Go Compare, Go Compaaaare!"
Guy watching TV: *grabs remote and hits the mute button* "SHUT THE HELL UP!!"
Go Compare by I H8 GoCompare April 25, 2010

comparably pedantic 

When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.
"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.
comparably pedantic by JormanThoad February 24, 2017
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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