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Cuffing's disease

Cuffing's disease is a serious condition in which the patient has attracted a member of the opposite sex in which him/her has no interest whatsoever. Symptoms usually occur within 3 to 4 hangout dates and only worsen as the two people spend more time together. As of now there are no known cures except to "keep it real" from the get go.
Mary: Wow, jenna gave that guy her number last week and they hungout ONCE because she felt bad. Now he won't stop hitting her up.

Liz: Wow looks like she's got a bad case of the cuffing's disease

Ben: damnnn son look at jeff over there with that girl he brought home from minerva last week... they hooked up once and now she's buyin the kid gifts and shift.
Tom: looks like a case of the cuffing's disease
by -you know this August 23, 2011
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glass coffin

'new architecture' building consisting of glass and metal plates
with "climate control" and windows that don't open.

many while away their lives here "working", tapping shit into the computer or jabbering on the phone; hustling for money. usually a "skyscraper", possibly hundreds of feet tall/wide; blocking the horizon.

if some kind of catastrophe occurs, exiting can prove to be somewhat problematic!
no more 'skonk'!! i've got to "prepare for battle" in the glass coffin!

i don't mind "working", but don't want to die in a glass coffin!!

mike foolsley, the architect had studied 'cool' architecture, but ended up designing glass coffins.
by michael foolsley December 2, 2011
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coffin A-bomb

a stink bomb that is broke into the casket of a dead person for mourners to smell
this is a true story of how i relased a coffin A-bomb

Every day in this high school of hell i tried to keep to myself. then she comes and has to ruin my life.. day after day that girl would always be punching me, kicking me, pulling my hair out at the roots. I had hoped graduation would be the last time I ever had to deal with such a horrible person, but then I was throw to the wolves.. The day I had to confront her was the worst day off my life. As i starred at her lying there looking so peacefully in the open casket i could not help but think of how much a BITCH she is.. she no longer has to live with the pain of all the things I have gone through, AND ALL THESE STUPID PEOPLE ARE CRYING OVER YOU. Well i finally stood up for myself- I broke a stink bomb and chucked it into her coffin.. This is my final revenge, this is my smug grin. As i walked away I chuckled at her sobbing mother having to lean over the open casket and smell her stinking bully daughter
by cobaltkiller1989 February 8, 2010
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Coffin Hugger

Somebody who cannot bear to part with their loved one at a funeral. They literally cling to the loved-one's coffin/casket until its prised from their hands....
"What's the silly bitch doing?"
"She's mounting the coffin, he dont need that no more, honey, he's dead! Get over it you coffin hugger!"
by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009
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Cuffing Season

Cuffing Season- A season in the Autumn and Winter months, Were a woman handcuffs a man of her fancy, And the captured have to do sexual favors for her and/or marry her.
Woman 1: I just Captured a man and made him marry me
Friend: yea?
Woman 1: without a prenup
Friend: You monster!
Woman 1: well its Cuffing Season
Friend: True, Tis the season of physical, and emotional domination over our male counterparts
Woman 1: Amen!
by Shinkdmeister November 3, 2018
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Coffin Nail

A death metal band from Mississippi whose sound has progressed to include deathcore and Gothenburg influences. They are currently playing gigs and are in the process of recording their first full length demo album, Cryptcrawler.
Man, I can't wait to see Coffin Nail break it down this weekend! My ears are gonna bleed!
by Coffin Nail September 30, 2011
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Coffin Ready

Wearing too much makeup, like a corpse in a coffin all made up for their final showing
Man, Sheila is coffin ready

Yeah, she needs to tone it down some
by saulstl August 9, 2013
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