DJ Clue

Someone who always fucks up a song that you just downloaded off the internet. Says annoying things in the background of a song.

Yeah! This songs the shit! Desert Storm!

by Ricksta February 27, 2004

in the closet

A person that is secretly gay.

Your so far in the closet that your opening presents.

by Wthtimeizit December 27, 2009

Pools Closed

The ultimate lulz. African American males with extremely large afros block the pedophilic doorways of habbo hotel, especially the pool.

47 year old male trying to get to the 13 year old male on the other side of the /b/ user: You dam troll let me in the pool!
/b/ user: Pools Closed

by ForTheLulzzz May 11, 2009

Karl von Clausewitz

Clausewitz was a Prussian soldier, military historian, a prominent thinker, and a military theorist. He is most famous for his military treatise Vom Kriege, translated into English as On War. He stated that warfare is a human activity and therefore it is imperfect, thus it cannot be broken down into a narrow set of rules. He also stated that war and battle are filled with the unexpected. He called these unplanned variables and surprises, "friction.” Only the general who had the genius for flexibility and strategy could minimize the impact of friction, but not completely. He suggested that war was not end itself, but rather a means to an end. Clausewitz also believed that the more serious the objective, the more serious the soldier’s mindset would become, resulting in more violence and bloodshed during a battle. One of his central themes is focusing on the opponents “center of gravity.” The center of gravity could be the enemy’s armed forces, or it could be public opinion depending on the nature and objectives of the war. Just like Jomini, Clausewitz preferred the offensive instead of the defensive. He also said that the best general was the one who remained calm during the chaos of a battle.

"War is nothing more than the continuation of politics by other means." - Karl von Clausewitz

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ December 1, 2009

Closet Glee

N. an apparently Glee-hating individual who constantly hates on the show (usually a straight, but slightly effeminate/sensitive male) but actually turns out to be an avid fan
Closet Glee's usually "come out of the closet" and admit their love of the show after sustained talk of musical numbers and Sue Sylvester

Ex.

Girl: "Did you guys watch Glee yesterday? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW THEY'RE DOING AN EPISODE ALL ABOUT BRITTANY SPEARS!!!!!"
GUY: "Glee is such a stupid-ass waste of time, they break out in song like every 5 minutes and who gives a flying crap about whether Rachel and Finn get together.. "

Girl: "How do you know about Rachel and Finn if you don't watch the show?"

Guy: "... OKAY I ADMIT I'M A CLOSET GLEE.. I LOVE GLEE SO MUCH"

by Poet of the Streets October 1, 2010

closet hater

The act of hating on somebody when they're not around, usually occurring when a group of people share a common feeling, arising like a mob mentality.

Person 1: Did you see the shoes Jesse was wearing today? They were ugly as hell
Person 2: Yeah bro, he must have been drunk when he bought them.
Person 3: Why are you guys being such closet haters?

by t3hunkn0wn January 17, 2011

Clue Master

Someone who is utterly without a clue, usually funny because they think they know whats going on.

The boss doesn't 'get' that all the dilbert cartoons put up on the office walls are making fun of HIM, what a Clue Master !

by Nodamnbody September 12, 2009