CLOGGED BRAIN

STUPID, DAMN, IDIOT, USELESS, AIRHEAD

PLEASE HIRE A PLUMBER TO CLEAR YOUR CLOGGED BRAIN.

by GHENYGHEN April 18, 2010

clog poo

when you step in "second-foot" dog poo.

someone steps in previously stepped-in dog poo, and carried enough of it with their shoe, down the sidewalk and slowly coming off of their shoe with each step.

while walking down the sidewalk, i saw several several small piles of dog crap, each with the same foot print in it, each one spaced apart the distance of one step. my buddy stepped into one of the small piles of CLOG POO, which had come off the first guy's shoe

by lion light May 3, 2014

Cloggerhead Hurdle

Stealthy and rapidly exiting a public restroom after plugging the toilet with a massive B.M.

Although I feel badly for the janitor, I had no choice but to cloggerhead hurdle out of the Macy's restroom, as there was no plunger available.

by Hugh Jerrickson October 26, 2011

clorf brain

A person demonstrating little or no ability to reason or think rationally; someone who would be considered by most to have learning comprehension issues; a stupid or ignorant person.

John is such a clorf brain! He ran right into that beam running at full speed!

by BmattMusic June 26, 2015

clogged disposal

When a girl pukes while she is sucking your dick all over you.

I was so drunk last night that I had to fix the Clogged Disposal and it was bad!

by Ray Redsox July 31, 2016

Clog my rudder

When a guy ejaculates in to a girls rectum so much it forces out and goes everywhere

Damn boo I think he's gonna clog my rudder tonight

by Butter bubbler September 30, 2016

clogbottles

People who are emotionally constipated, who never show their emotions

They've never cried in his life. They're real clogbottles.

by Ipsisi September 12, 2017