clock out

to masturbate; to beat off in a manner which makes you tired.

Guy1"she broke up with you?"
guy2"yeah man. Im about to go home and clock out"

by JV May 13, 2005

Clock Block

When an obstacle or another person is obstructing your view to where you can't tell what time it is.

Will is standing in front of the wall clock, man he is such a Clock Block.

Ben stole my watch, what a Clock Block.

by DeathofMay October 25, 2010

Clock Math

The science of figuring out a qty of time left or time elapsed, when bored at an activity such as work.

I woke up at 4am and started doing clock math to figure out when to go to work so I could be home by 4pm.

Example 1 -- 30 mins to get ready + 1 hr drive + 8 hrs work + 1 hour break/lunch = 4pm...solve for how much longer can I sleep.

Example 2 -- it's 10:30am I got here at 6am 8 hr shift how much longer do I have to be here?

by 944 November 3, 2012

Clock Sucker

Someone who buys time for selfish gain with little to no concern for the victimized/sucked party.

You might as well suck my cock if you're going to ruin my come-up you Clock Sucker.

by Vin Nguyen July 9, 2017

Clock in, Ape out

The variation of a Netflix and Chill, where one will come over to the other's house for only pleasure and no strings attached. It is usually associated with someone getting into a relationship only to keep the other one around for pleasure (sex). These relationships are mostly short-termed.

A: Did you clock in last night?
B: Ya broo, another clock in, ape out at her place.

by Silence2772 January 5, 2018

Clock with no hands

It means you have done time.

Clock With No Hands by The Roots

by Cmoore13 July 17, 2009

clock and date

To find something that is completely expected and not unusual. A classical example of itself amidst all other things like it. Insinuates that something is the antithesis of original.

1) The movie was a clock and date action film.
2) Your attitude to gender is so nineties clock and date.

by tski July 28, 2003