Hairy Cliterus

Hairy Cliterus- (aka Hillary Clinton) The vice president of the united states along with president Donald Duck.

Person 1- How the F*** is Hairy Cliterus even a candidate for president?!
Turtle kid- I like turtles.

by your a CQCK sucker July 20, 2016

cliteye

a pink-eye condition caused by being poked or rubbed in the eye by a clit

cliteye is not to be confused with cockeyed

by bikeshohahee March 7, 2009

Clitoris

Men, if you fucking need this defined, please go back and apologize to every single woman you have ever slept with. This is basic information and is literally half the point of sex! Women are more than just a hole for you to cum in!

Guy 1: this girl I screwed is mad that I didn't know what a clitoris is. What is it?
Guy 2: I'm gay and I've known that since middle school. How do you not know this?
Guy 1: I was too busy joking about you gay guys doing butt sex
Guy 2: *slaps him in the face and walks away*

by I Hate Stupid People! December 16, 2018

Cliterature

(noun) books intended for an adult audience. Plot with heat. If you 🦑 you know.

Books that Chad’s ex-gf would approve of.

When asked about cliterature preference, most women reply with paranormal romance. This only leads to debate within reverse harem readers and causes mafia readers to assert their dominance.

by thebookslut October 9, 2021

cliterization

when guys wanna be girls

"omg did you hear johnny got cliterization done?"

by susjajhsjajxjak April 30, 2022

clitoratay

posh way of saying clitclit, clitorus
or
how to mention her clit without sounding rude!!

"oh yar, i really want to suck ones clitoratay"!!!
or
"wow that is a lot of piercings, have ya got ya, - ya know.... el clitoratay done too?!!?!"

by Stoneacuss February 26, 2008

clitorisination

the act of dreaming of a nice, good clitoris

clitoris+imagination=clitorisination

Why does Robby always have a boner?

-I dont know, must have clitorisinations.

by Sniff_that_glue December 6, 2010