cleaning the pump room

Code word for the act of lifeguards smoking marijuana. Pump room refers to the place where it is smoked, aka pool pump room, due to the high frequency of lifeguards that smoke weed. Pool supplies is the actual weed and accessories that go with it.

Yo' after this shift, I am cleaning the pump room! You in? Grab the pool supplies for me.

by mandaz April 2, 2006

pee cleaner

when you clean the toilet by aiming your pee at the stain.
over a period of days, the toilet will actually look cleaner. (especially useful on skid marks)

My brother left some skid marks in the toilet bowl, so I had to use some pee cleaner.

by Selusha January 9, 2008

Rocky Mountain steam cleaner

After giving a girl a Hot Carl or Cleaveland Steamer, having the gentlemanly courtesy to clean her off with a stream of hot piss.

Sandy was such a shitty mess after last night, that I gave her a Rocky Mountain steam cleaner just to be able to look at her again.

by D'Nasty January 29, 2006

Clean Getaway

When you take a shit, wipe your ass and the t.p. is clean as a whistle.

I was so happy my dump was a clean getaway, as I was on a date.

by J. Edwards April 24, 2003

vacuum-cleaner salesman

Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.

All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.

by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011

mr clean

Noun:

1. A man with less than 10% body fat, who is deliberately bald, stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, wiser than Solomon, sweeter than saccharin, and does not put up with haters.

2. A man who resembles in physical appearance the Mr. Clean of Proctor & Gamble cleaning products advertising.

Adj.

1. Describing attributes of one who is opposed to racism, tyranny, injustice, and haters.

You seen Mr. Clean, bruh?

Nah, man. Mr. Clean repin' that BOOT and them Jena 6, ya heard.

If you ever try to start something with Mr. Clean, he will pounce on you because he's crazy like that.

Adj:

You got to be Mr Clean stuntin' to be in Team Clean.

by OnePeat June 24, 2008

clean poop

The refreshing shit that makes you feel like everything came out solid, leaving no debris behind, or evidence on the toilet paper.

Here, eat these granola bars. They make you have clean poop!

by Schadenfreude231 November 5, 2013