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carpet cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003
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barnicle cleaner

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"
"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"
by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 23, 2006
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Mt. Cleverest

"Hey I just noticed that sample sentence for Fonts contains every letter in the alphabet!"
"Mt. Cleverest ..."
by JonRock January 13, 2008
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Dry Cleaner

The act of the female farting while the member is being removed from the anal cavity after anal intercourse.
After banging my girl in the ass, she performed the dry cleaner on my hammer which blew the corn nuggets off.
by thedrycleaner January 7, 2008
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Cleaverage

cleav·er·age (klē′verĭj)
n.

1. The act of in which a female uses her cleavage or breasts, in order to gain leverage in a situation.
I can't believe that she uses her cleaverage just to get into a nightclub?
by banddcole April 24, 2015
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Cleaveland Steamer

When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.
"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."
by Streakycheese September 29, 2007
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cleavecheese

Cleavecheese occurs when a woman is eating, and food particles accidentally spill into her cleavage.

The particles then ferment in this warm, cavernous environment and if left untreated, transform into a mold-like substance called cleavecheese.
"Dude, did you see Mrs. MacDonald's cleavecheese when she bent down? It was all brown and shit."
by Daniel Nathaniel April 30, 2009
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