Church wife 

A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.

Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne

Church wife by skizzad November 30, 2017

Church cock

Dick so good it makes you believe there's a god.

I came three times last night. He had that church cock. I might start going to mass again

Church cock by Weeb Daddy September 19, 2018

Church Fart 

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

Church Fart by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022

Church Announcement 

An unwanted announcement that an audience feels obligated (or pressured) to stay to listen to at the end of a service or meeting, often provided with extraneous details and information or a request for the audience to take action to participate. At the end of a meeting, someone might mention, "I have a quick church announcement". This implies that the speaker recognizes the audience is ready to leave, but also takes advantage of the opportunity to promote an upcoming event, a request for volunteers, a request for funds, or anything else that they need from that audience that they recognize the audience may not want to hear, but may be guilted into obliging. The irony is, they are rarely "quick".

I have a quick church announcement.

Church Announcement by CtownBishop July 6, 2022

Church Face

The look on someones face of utter disapproval and disgust characterized by an attitude of moral superiority while outwardly saying Jesus loves you.

When I was parking my car at the store listening to my loud music a lady walked by staring at me with her church face judging me.

Church Face by unXXown June 21, 2023

church on the move 

When a large group of people are at the club, or a big party is poppin off and everyone has to leave for any reason.

what's that? Oh shit the cops!! Church on the move!!

church on the move by Karl Burnham January 11, 2008

Church Freak 

Any person not knowings anything but going to church, attending church events and programs, singing churchy songs, dressing like yuppies, never doing anything wrong (according to the Bible) and don't want anything to do with those not of their same belief. They only go on mission trips that go to other Christian areas and with other churches that have the same belief system.

A church on 9600 E. Mill Plain Blvd., Vancouver, WA 98664...where there's huge number full of church freaks who know nothing else but going to church, attending churchy events and shunning those that don't agree with their ideas.

Church Freak by Dave The Symphony May 19, 2011