carbon dating

Dating between two people of dissimilar ages, generally an older man and a younger woman.

Did you see that old guy on her arm? I know she's desperate but I didn't think she'd sink to carbon dating.

by Sterling T December 31, 2006

carbo bloating

n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.

Big Mike: Junior, you can't possibly want another plate of spaghetti, can you?
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.

by THW November 4, 2009

Carbivore

A carbivore /ˈkɑrbɪvɔər/ meaning 'carb eater' (Latin, carb meaning 'carbohydrate' and vorare meaning 'to devour') is an organism that derives its energy and nutrient requirements from a diet consisting mainly or exclusively of starches, such as french fries, cereals, breads, pasta, candy, jams and desserts. Animals that depend solely on starches for their nutrient requirements are considered obese. A carbivore that sits at the top of the foodchain is an obese SOB, or fat bastard.

Regina: "I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!"

Regina, is considered a carbivore.

by brokent June 2, 2014

carbonaro

1)Southern Italian for coal miner
2)A secret society to force democracy in early Italy
3)Almighty

The Carbonaro society had to silence one of the former presidents, Pappas, in 1920.

by Just Greg Please January 6, 2008

carbecue

Cooking your meal in your car engine.

We had a nice carbecue on our way back home as the shrimp required exactly 40 miles of driving.

by aether 2007 November 1, 2007

Carbohatred diet

A low-carbohydrated diet.

Boy, you've lost a lot of weight.

Yes, it's my new carbohatred diet, I piss pure acetone from ketosis.

by Dan (SA) January 17, 2011

Carberry

Surname to the offspring of The King of the Road.

Easily recognisable due to their dark hair, freckles and amazing sense of humour.

May be obsessed with Harry Potter.

‘What’s your surname?’
‘Carberry – as in a Car and a Berry’

‘If a car was made of berries and it crashed, it would be like JUICES!!!’

by Charchar90 November 2, 2011