cRIPPLE

A lightcoiner / Crypto noob who is trying to fomo into buying RIPPLE at it's all time high.

"Hey bro do you know where I can buy ripple with credit card or paypal?!"

"Bro do you think I should sell my LTC for Ripple?!"

Oh my God these cRIPPLES are tryna get REKT

RIP

yo bigup satoshi

by synaesthetic April 23, 2018

Crippled Nanny

When your baby sitter is hella hot so you can’t help from hitting that from behind and you end up sending her home with with broken legs

Person1: woahhh bro that’s your baby sitter???

Person2: yeah man, she sexc
Person1: why is she in a wheelchair?
Person2: lets just say I couldn’t help my self a few days ago, had to make her my crippled nanny

by Ritchie Bitchie August 24, 2018

You're not getting an apology you fucking cripple

And neither are parents or women or Christians. You don't have the right to do this to me and I'm going to kill your kids if I don't get paid and the people orchestrating this aren't punished. I'm not letting you waste 10 years of my life and I don't have to do anything other than what I'm doing right now to MAKE you do it. Kendra McKeefry and Noah Kroll now need to sign an affidavit with a full admission of guilt. One for fucking that retard and the other for harassment and reading my emails. Randall James Bowker (Who showed up at the Kwik Trip after I posted his full name HERE where ever HERE is) must now sign an affidavit confirming that what his explicit knowledge that what is happening to me now is the same thing they started in 2008 while wr worked together at Wendy's and that it began not after I ✌️✊️✌️✊️threatened✌️✊️✌️✊️ his kid but after Jeremy Horn began working there. Both conditions need to be met.

Hym "You're not getting an apology you fucking cripple. I'm not the one being unreasonable here and the second I decide to be unreasonable someone loses their kid forever. I'm the one who has an infection eating away at his brain. You need to hurry the fuck up and stop trying to make whatever point you're trying to me. It isn't ever going to matter to me. I am not going to share your values. Ever. So fuck you Elon. You're a fucking cripple. Fuck Noah. Also a cripple. Fuck Randy. If you rape his daughter I will surrender immediately. And fuck the rest of you."

by Hym Iam June 07, 2025

Crippled Rat

An example of when a crippled is mean to you you can say “ stfu crippled rat.”

Man: “you’re so gay!”
Jack: “Shut up you crippled rat you wish you could move but you can’t!”

- Caleb Ross

by ZigaNinjaAntYT April 29, 2020

crippled ass mf

when a male has too much pride and fucks up his limbs, specifically his legs, because he didn’t want to seem like a bitch… even tho he rly is.

Chris is now a crippled ass mf because he didn’t want to look like a bitch in front of the coach and his friends.

by lillbodybenz October 15, 2021

Cripple virus

When so many people in a group or area are sustaining injuries that it seems contagious.

Man, it feels like everyone is walking with crutches now.
Yeah dude, the cripple virus is going around.

by zorgid September 20, 2024

Crippled Cody

Receding to someone who makes a stupid mistake, says something dumb, or doesn't think something through.

Tyler- "Isn't the Sun a planet?"
Jill- "Oh my gosh Tyler, you didn't just say that."
Tyler- "what?"
Jill- "Nothing you're just being a total Crippled Cody."

by I'm Kinda Donkey September 18, 2021