Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.
Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull
by Welshytom June 12, 2020

Person 1: "Ugh! I just got a 45% on the test"
Person 2: "That sux!"
Person 1: "I feel like crippling nippling"
Person 2: "That sux!"
Person 1: "I feel like crippling nippling"
by Goingthroughmyfearlessera December 16, 2021

A stoner that has a full on head cold, tries to smoke their greens but can't get the high feeling. The sickness just takes away the joy of smoking. Not really a cripple.
by Shortstuff419 January 12, 2023

Someone, anyone really: *pointing at me* Man, that little gremlin definitely has a case of crippling depression. I almost feel sorry for it.
by fox boi July 13, 2019

Mainstream culture spread by corporate media with the intention of keeping the youth ignorant and violent.
by Forkskin October 1, 2022

I was sleeping when My friend Mike shouted "Nipple cripple" and took ahold of my nipple and twisted it until it became a dark shade of purple.
by dudeguy4life February 20, 2017

