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Crippled seagull

Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.
Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull
by Welshytom June 12, 2020
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crippling nippling

This term is most commonly used to describe someone who has crippled to the...
Person 1: "Ugh! I just got a 45% on the test"
Person 2: "That sux!"
Person 1: "I feel like crippling nippling"
by Goingthroughmyfearlessera December 16, 2021
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Crippled stoner

A stoner that has a full on head cold, tries to smoke their greens but can't get the high feeling. The sickness just takes away the joy of smoking. Not really a cripple.
Jeez, I wanna get high but I'm too sick to even smoke. I feel like a crippled stoner.
by Shortstuff419 January 12, 2023
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Crippling depression

Someone, anyone really: *pointing at me* Man, that little gremlin definitely has a case of crippling depression. I almost feel sorry for it.
by fox boi July 13, 2019
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Crippling Culture

Mainstream culture spread by corporate media with the intention of keeping the youth ignorant and violent.
"We don't have a gun problem, we have a crippling culture problem."
by Forkskin October 1, 2022
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Nipple cripple

The act of twisting or pinching a male's nipple until his nipple becomes a dark shade of purple.
I was sleeping when My friend Mike shouted "Nipple cripple" and took ahold of my nipple and twisted it until it became a dark shade of purple.
by dudeguy4life February 20, 2017
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crippling depression

danica stansell
man that danica is the definition of crippling depression
by derpguy56 January 8, 2018
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