buttmonkey

somebody who shows no concern wutsoever and doesnt listen to anything anybody is talking about with the mere goal of getting annoying

luis youre such a fucking buttmonkey

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome

A condition in which a guy, typically with a woman's name, has a micro penis, can't make a woman orgasm, and mopes around like a dopey turtle his entire life. See also Douchebag, Mrytle, Asshat.

That guy is such a moron. I think he must have Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome.

by Bonequisia January 24, 2011

bumtumbler

gaylord or another way of saying bumblefaggot

why are u such a bumtumbler or stop being a bumtumbler u bumblefaggot

by MR.knowlegedable July 25, 2011

buttmonkey

a dumb fucking asshole that should be whipped, beaten, and shot ,in that order.

dude, that buttmonkey is scoping on my old lady.lets go beat his punk ass

by SCOTTB May 8, 2003

buttmonkey

(v) to send a message to the incorrect person, especially with disastrous consequences.

Chris buttmonkeyed everyone in the entire company via netmsg. He immediately stood up, walked out of the room, and never returned.

by baldmosher November 9, 2007

Butturalls

A death metal vocal style which sounds inhuman. Often describes as pig vocals or burp vocals. Some vocalists will perform gutturals by using their assholes.

HOLY FUCK! HE JUST THREW DOWN SOME SICK BUTTURALLS!!!!!

by KyleCadaver/Brandon Brodown June 6, 2009

ButtMan

A ButtMan i a man who has a girl booty but its gross cuz it’s a male.

Coworker: Holy shit
Me: What?
Coworker:Richard is a fucking ButtMan
Me: what’s wrong with you?

by TheunderTakAH May 26, 2018