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Definitions by baldmosher

literally: Problem Between Seat and Keyboard.

A term used to represent problems caused by a general lack of understanding and knowledge and experience of computers, especially for issues initially perceived by the user as a "technical" problem with the computer itself.
Customer: "My computer doesn't work, this thing is useless!"
IT Support: "Is it plugged in and switched on?"
Customer: "Oh! Thanks. It's working now."
IT Support: "That's a simple PBSK error ma'am, no trouble at all."
Customer: "You're wonderful"
PBSK by baldmosher November 26, 2014

buttmonkey 

(v) to send a message to the incorrect person, especially with disastrous consequences.
Chris buttmonkeyed everyone in the entire company via netmsg. He immediately stood up, walked out of the room, and never returned.
buttmonkey by baldmosher November 9, 2007

same head 

Someone who works in a call centre, loves pop R&B, shops in Primark/H&M/Top Shop/Man, goes out to Walkabout/Slug & Lettuce and the like every week and likes whatever the media tells them to, and thinks they're brilliant for it.
This city is full of same heads, let's go underground
same head by baldmosher June 30, 2006