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BSMT

Underutilized acronym providing an implied warning, and therefore appropriately stigmatizing, basement apartments aka man/rape caves, leper lairs, basement brothels, dick dens, bottom dwellers, whore holes, bang burrows, pig pens, sadist sanctums, titty tunnels, horny haunts, comic geek coves (aka CGC), hairy hubris hovels, vagina vaults, cunt cellars, cryogenic creamer crypts, insane arcane no refrain henbane subterranes (and nearly any combination thereof), nookie nests, ho hovels, and ateliers among other names.

In the city of Chicago, BSMTs are sometimes simply referred to as a cubbyhole when said BSMT is occupied by a Chicago Cubs fan, though even more so when said occupant is NOT a Chicago Cubs or even a general sports fan.
Example 1

GIRL: Girl, what were you thinkin' goin' back to that BSMT with Little Stevie Wonder?
TRANNIE: Uhhhh huhhhh, 'cause I heard he gave as good as he got!
GIRL: Sheeeeeet, you must be meanin' some low down bi-oral, 'cause they ain't call him Little from being Omar's cousin.
TRANNIE: I'm tellin' you right here, it was insane no refrain subterrane from midnight 'til more-nin!

Example 2

SHE-RA: Hello? Is this emergency services? You've gotta help me! I was with some guy, and he just attacked me!
DISPATCH: Where are you? Are you in danger? Do you need assistance?
SHE-RA: Don't know where I am, creep took me to some BSMT and went all Hordak on me! Had no idea He-Man could fit that far, and I can't get him out!
DISPATCH: OK, let me know the cross street and stay there. And whatever you do, don't turn back into Princess Adora, that will only exacerbate the pain!

Example 3

OLD CO-WORKER TEXT: that davich guy knows his music but must have grown up on a short bus. the dude is creepy.
YOUNG CO-WORKER TEXT: AFAIK IRL he rolls out ADA back to his BSMT CGC 4 DD SHIELD MODOK BMB JMS OMAC CBPG then ABBA JLO UB40 ACDC KISS B52 REM back to ADA. GGP NRN
OLD CO-WORKER TEXT: BSMT LMAO TTYL ;)
by modoklover June 16, 2010
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padhle bsdk

this is a hindi phrase implying that the listener needs to quit everything they're doing now and go study. frequently used to remind someone to stop using social media and study for their exams.
A - discord ke liye acchi pfp chahiye i need a good pfp for my discord account
B - board exams jaldi aa rahe hain, padhle bsdk your exams are coming soon, padhle bsdk
by ThunderSchism May 2, 2022
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BSHU

Ball So Hard University.

Used in a sentence it to imply that one "balls hard"; in other words, one is very good at playing ball. Possible to use in a metaphorical sense as well.

Origin is Baltimore Ravens Linebacker Terrell Suggs.
"Suggs: Ball So Hard University"

"Dude, all the girls were on me last night. I showed my true BSHU colors, it reminds me of my college days!"

"BSHU ALL DAY!"
by Shotta November 8, 2011
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dropping b's

texas area late 80's to throw your hands, to fight
Man did you see that cat's face, yeah somebody was dropping them b's on his ass.
by tajaun brown May 6, 2004
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B.S.T.L.

Balls Stuck To Leg

When your balls stick to your leg because they are sweaty
Do u have a spatula? i got B.S.T.L.
by D Rock Da Jew / Derek March 12, 2007
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srs bsns

A contraction of 'Serious Business', popularly used among the Red vs Blue forums, as well as various other ports of call around the internet.

It's main use is mocking, when someone takes the internet too seriously or takes a joke too seriously, people will often remark on how it is "srs bsns".
by helmetlad June 11, 2006
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F.I.B's

They should make north I-94 a toll road so we can collect some money from those F.I.B's who come up here every summer and act like they own the place.
by Bulldog August 2, 2007
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