The uncanny talent young females have to make bitchy assumptions over situations they have not yet looked into. Also better defined as blowing shit way out of proportion.
"I think the other shoes look better." - Guy
"Oh so your saying im fat and ugly and your cheating on me?" - Bitch
"Woman, stop with the bitchumptions before you get skull fucked." - Guy
"Oh so your saying im fat and ugly and your cheating on me?" - Bitch
"Woman, stop with the bitchumptions before you get skull fucked." - Guy
by DOFOO June 18, 2009
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When one is stoked he got laid, or stoked on anything really, an expression of happiness, a general stokedness. Used when stoked, excited, exuberant, ecstatic, or happy.
Pronounced: Bon-chew with ascending inflection!
Pronounced: Bon-chew with ascending inflection!
by Dirty Adam July 5, 2010
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"Did I just hit that? Botchgo!"
"Botchgo!"
"Did I just hit that? Botchgo!"
"Botchgo!"
by BennyBoy42069 August 11, 2012
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Jo: Why is he acting like such a botch! we all drank the same amount!
Jo: Why is he acting like such a botch! we all drank the same amount!
by Jaymal Soni September 19, 2015
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