boredom

The definition coined by Jay and Silent Bob before stripping to the Buffalo Bill dance. Also known as the first step on the road to relapse.

"I'm fuckin' bored man. And boredom is the first step on the road to relapse."

by Chaos Sniper November 14, 2009

I’m bored

When someone is very horny and doesn’t want to ask if you’ll send nudes yet

Wyd I’m bored asf

by Random12346721 March 20, 2019

boredom

What you have, if you're looking it up.

You're only reading this because you have a severe case of boredom.

by funkymonkeycola October 28, 2009

boredofstudies

the single most helpful item in a hsc's life

"wow, look, a boredofstudies."
*bow before it*

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

bored signal

When you're chatting to someone and they start boring you. You signal that you're bored by fidgetting with your mobile phone or your media player, cos that's more important!

Rudy: Yo, man, that Tess was trying hard to impress you last night! No one could stop her chatting yo!

Mike: Tell me about it, Rude. I had to check me text while she be chatting just to send her a bored signal!

Rudy: Man, that's harsh!

Mike: Yeh, but it do the trick. She wondered off a couple minutes later!

by awbster May 19, 2010

bed bath and beyond bored

Describing boredom that is out of this world, totally unbearable

I am so bored

Oh yeah? Well I'm bed bath and beyond bored

by DizzyLizzy March 31, 2007

Bored Again Christian

A Christian who first becomes a Born Again Christian, and then afterwards that person becomes bored and stops going to church for the same reason as they originally had.

After Tim went back to the church regularly, the old priest got him bored with long-winded and repetitive sermons so Tim became a Bored Again Christian.

by Adel7 January 16, 2008