Sean takes Braden everywhere just to get close to him. Sean's obsession with Braden has even gone to the extreme by popping random boners in public while looking at Braden. Despite Sean's mental obsession with Braden, Sean purposefully has hurt his back giving himself scoliosis. Why you ask he did this? Well he permanently hurt himself so Braden will not roast his shit. Unfortunately Brdeans a piece if fuckin nigger and roast Sean everyday about his back, his roast can conclude of "slinky spine", not being able to bend over properly, on bradens dick and seans a stupid nigger.
by Donald60609 October 3, 2018
Get the sean on bradens dick mug.Dictator for life at Florida State. While Bowden led Seminole football to a series of impressive seasons in the 1990s, the new century has proven to be too much for the old guy.
Bowden is currently competing with his fellow lich lord Joe Paterno to see who will retire (die) first.
Bowden is currently competing with his fellow lich lord Joe Paterno to see who will retire (die) first.
by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009
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"Oh Sylvia, theres nothing better than waking up in the morning and giving your head a good Boden" exclaimed Edward in a heightened sense of climactic ecstasy.
by The Snoob January 10, 2008
Get the Boden mug.A great person with a very feminine nature, Baden's are usually crazy at times and can be quite dramatic. But at heart they really care about there friends and family.
by Maximusbilly September 3, 2015
Get the Baden mug.More often than not, a Braden is a pretentious, rich, white, sexist American asshole. Braden will think he knows way more than he actually does, and any “knowledge” he shares is regurgitated information he gets off of Google. Braden probably has a low-self esteem and a myriad of issues, but tries to cover it up with an appearance of confidence that comes off as cocky, arrogant, and annoying. He’s a try-hard and pseudo-intellectual, and his mommy and daddy pay his way through life.
Also, women don’t like him or want him because of his outdated views on the role of women in society. Unless dramatic changes take place with his logic and thinking, Braden will be sad and lonely for all of his days.
Also, women don’t like him or want him because of his outdated views on the role of women in society. Unless dramatic changes take place with his logic and thinking, Braden will be sad and lonely for all of his days.
“That guy over there looks like a total Braden.”
“Ugh, no, we could do without a Braden in our lives.”
“Ugh, no, we could do without a Braden in our lives.”
by CuriousGeorgette August 14, 2019
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Moose an Arab crusader constantly claims that Canada is "gully".Yet; he and other E-thugs like Bam West, Four Dub, Caliz Chump and Fat Joe always seem to go out of their way to intimidate other boxden members thought an LCD computer screen. Little Four Dub gets into an argument with Bam West, they claim they will settle their scores outside of the internet, yet at the end of each thread they kiss and make up.A.F.R.O makes countless of threads where they make fun of him, he then goes to a corner to cry and delete the thread.
by Maroon_Tiger April 11, 2005
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