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Blooming onion

Blooming onion is where one sticks there hand into ones anus and proceeds to slowly open there hand
Baby I want to try this new thing it’s called blooming onion.
by Yeetleetbeatmymeat November 12, 2019
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bloodfest

A couple who LOVE fucking when the wife is on her period!
Man me and my wife had a great bloodfest last night. it was squishy but my wild stile!
by AlbinoApePenis September 5, 2020
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Bloomer

Someone who blooms like a flower.

Usually someone who spreads positive energy and good vibes.
Sometimes used instead of Boomer, with the same meaning, but with a positive connotation.

Is usually NOT an offensive term.
"She is the BLOOMER of the group"
"You haha, such a BLOOMER"
by Rubya_òzvj April 14, 2022
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Orlando Bloom

A moment in which someone slaps another across the face, and the reciever does nothing about it. Originated from the fact that Orlando Bloom looks like he would do nothing if he took a cock slap to the face.
by Ryan Birney January 18, 2005
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bloomin onion

A old womans vagina that has had at least six children
Ronnie's mom has one nasty bloomin onion
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Orlando Bloom

The modern day hearttrob...of gay men.
by Feathered Roadapple February 18, 2005
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orlando bloom

1) A multi-gender term. Mostly used to describe womenish men, but very often defines women who attract quite a few preteen girls and are thus believed to be men.

2) Someone who looks gay, acts gay, sounds gay, and smells gay; but, for some bizarre reason, isn't.

3) An actor with no talent who gains roles based on either a previously very successful film (carried entirely by talented actors, and still nearly destroyed by him) or his massive preteen girl fanbase (an Orlando Bloom fangirl can be defined by her ugly face, forty half-naked posters of the "actor", Myspace dominated by various media centered on Orlando Bloom, squealing, grunting, and her knack for arguing in the defense of Orlando Bloom in all situations- especially his sexual preferences- and votes 'down' on all Urban Dictionary entries stating the truth about him, like this one.)
1) Squeee! Orlando Bloom! She's so hot!

2) "Should we Orlando Bloom this film?" "Sure, Ang Lee, whatever you want."
by STJosh April 14, 2007
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