Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.
Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin
For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD
Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin
For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD
Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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A blimp company founded in Virginia by a local hairdresser named Bill. Bill was fascinated with balloons, so him and his lover, Frank decided to make Blimps. On July 16, 2003 Frank was in a serious blimp accident, paralyzing him from the waist down. Bill was devastated because his lover was useless to him, so he moved to Brazil and changed his name to Umberto and was never heard from again. Frank was hurt but when he returned to health, he continued his and bill's dream of having a blimp company , so he used his insurance money from the accident and bought a factory to build blimps. he still need a name for his company and decided to name it Williams Blimps in memory of his lost friend.
by Umberto's Balloon Stand January 8, 2010
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A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.
B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.
C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.
B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.
C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.
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Get the velvet blimp mug.Alright. This person uses the word "blamp" in a different sense, and I find it unacceptable. The word "blamp" does not mean excrement.
Blamp is a sound that my friends and I, started making about 8 years ago. The sound resembles that of a retarded duck. A few weeks ago, I started using the word "blamp" as an adjective/noun/verb.
Blamp is a sound that my friends and I, started making about 8 years ago. The sound resembles that of a retarded duck. A few weeks ago, I started using the word "blamp" as an adjective/noun/verb.
"So then she pulled it out, and it was blamped and swollen." (adv)
"I just got back from blamp, dude." (n)
"Oh yeah, I blamped the fuck out of her." (v)
"I just got back from blamp, dude." (n)
"Oh yeah, I blamped the fuck out of her." (v)
by Devin Massengale November 23, 2004
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