blogged

a hot, quick fuck, especially at a club or party.

So you blogged that bitch in the parking lot, eh Captain?

by MajorHoople April 6, 2006

brodgers

A term used to describe a man who has a gigantic penis and is absolutely hilarious.

Either that guy has a roll of quarters in his pocket, or he's a brodgers.

by CarlMarks February 3, 2010

beating bludgers

See beat your bludgers.

beat your bludgers

by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 4, 2005

Douche Bloggery

1. Acts of Douche Baggery , but commited in blog form.

"Dude did you read Bill O'Reilly's blog? It was total douche bloggery!"

by Seth Berg December 14, 2008

Boodge

Boodge is the anything and everything to do with the secretions created during the act of sex.

I can still taste that boodge from lastnight.

What's all over your face? Boodge?

I fingered her and my fingers smelled of boodge.

In the morning there was boodge as far as the eye can see.

by Ron Humperdink September 24, 2004

bodge

Pornography, porno, etc.

"X-rated demon that lives in my head. Hungry for bodge and he wants to be fed" - Ozzy Osbourne

by Goon December 23, 2003

Bodge

To take have a shit but keep it in just enough so you can use your but muscles to have anal sex with yourself. Poo masturbation. You need a good diet to have a nice bodge; if your poo is too soft it will break up, too hard and there will be chafing.

"I just had an amazing bodge this afternoon."
"Johnny's bodge consistency was not solid enough, therefore it fell apart on the intake."

by Katie Br February 23, 2009