anal blink

When you try to poop out the whole turd, but your butthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.

I ate the entire 24 OZ porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent Godzilla turd that would follow, but halfway through its birth I got an anal blink and cut it in half.

by BaconRainey October 16, 2014

bitchy blink

When you are trying to throw shade by blinking nonstop at someone instead of speaking

When someone pisses you off and you look and them, don't speak, but just give them the bitchy blink.

by bafmshx July 13, 2016

In the blink of a hat

A combination of "in the blink of and eye" & "at the drop of a hat". Similar to the term Rocket Surgery.

Yeah, and to top it all off he expected me to have it done in the blink of a hat.

I'll be over to your place in the blink of a hat.

by jameson2121 June 9, 2010

Pull a Binks

When an intoxicated male, in a group setting (i.e. a party, a bar, a sporting event), decides to randomly flash his ballsack to all those around him.

Last night Zac decided to pull a binks and showed everyone the piercing on his nuts.

by BrunetteMomma January 15, 2011

blinksquirt

Blinksquirt is what happens during a particularly violent female orgasm her virgina will pulsat vigorously as if blinking and she squirts thus the phrase

"Oh my god becky I just Blinksquirted so hard you could drown a bus load of nuns in my panties right now!"

by ThrustMaster9000 May 23, 2019

blinkage

how much a person blinks. High blinkage- blinks a lot. Low blinkage- blinks very little.

Nic, a freak, had no blinkage.

by Matt July 5, 2003

Blinker it

Meaning:

To turn the signal on “abruptly” while driving. Normally pronounced by a fatherly figure, in a effort to make you turn without breaking the law! 🚨🚔

When your dad wants you to turn on the
blinker while driving.

So he says: Blinker it.

This moment of bonding can truly never be forgotten!

by XcaliburXtreme May 3, 2022