eye bleach

term used when you see a film that's so terrible, the only logical thing to do is pour bleach in your eyes in the hopes that it will cleanse your corneas.

"Gigli" was such a terrible movie, I needed buckets of eye bleach after leaving the theater.

by cpshelley September 3, 2006

Bletch

1. A quality synonymous with that of barf.

2. Adjective for a circumstance that is so revoltingly lame and gross that all one can do to react to it is vomit and/or think about vomiting.

3. Appropriate reaction to a person that totally sucks in every way.

"Who has been text messaging you all night?"
"This skeezy tramp I've been banging in exchange for meth scabs"
"OMG...Bletch!"

"Who is coming over?"
"Probably just Emily"
"...Bletch"

by juliscious6969 June 9, 2009

blelch

A blelch or blelching is the act of burping into someones orifice (anus or vag) thus filling it with gas. Then it is up to the person with the burp filled cavity to expell it at their leisure, usually right back in the blelchers own face therefore completing a full blelching cycle.

"Oh my days, she stank like week old blelch"

"Biff and Chip are blelching"

by tommo55555 February 27, 2009

bleach taste tester

A bleach taste tester is one who is hired in secret by companies who make bleach to see how good the bleach tastes. If it tastes too good, he's executed... by the bleach.

A bleach taste tester is one who is hired in secret by companies who make bleach to see how good the bleach tastes. If it tastes too good, he's executed... by the bleach.

Guy 1: Hey bro im thinkin of becoming a bleach taste tester!
Guy 2: Nahh don't it pays like shit.
Guy 1: But i get free bleach!
Guy 2: Sure ya do (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Soupeh, Master Of Soup May 23, 2016

bleach dick

A term to describe a person, or situation, so gross even bleach could not remove the filth from one's own genitals. Alternately used to imply sex with such a nasty person would almost certainly bestow various STDs upon oneself; a statement of both loose promiscuity and disturbingly bad hygiene.

Guy 1: "Mannn, did you see that drunk girl at the party? She was all over everyone the whole time"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she was gettin it from so many people I think the dog even got a swing, I ain't tryin' to get bleach dick"

Guy: "That girl looks so nasty I got bleach dick just from locking eyes with her"

Guy 1: "I asked that chick out, and she said yes!"
Guy 2: "Who, bleach dick over there? Joke's on you, that girl's like herpes' ratchet outta town cousin! Ain't no cure for it!"

Girl (to girl friend): "Look, you're being a total bleach dick about this. I just wanted a ride to soccer practice."

Guy 1: "I got laid! It was that chick from the party"
Guy 2: "Me too! Same girl!"
Guy 3: "Do you guys want a ride to the doctor, or are you just gonna scrub each other's bleach dicks?"

by shenoah May 25, 2016

BLEACH

The sexiest smell during a Pandemic! With the Coronavirus being the plague of 2020....BLEACH IS THE NEW SEXY

John smells sexy as fuk! All fresh and clean. Yep, hes waring the new BLEACH for men , women ,okay every physical anything you can touch by Clorox

by Im 5280 Tiny March 22, 2020

bleachvibezz

A tiktoker with that D rides almost every single AOT character(especially Connie). He is also a gabi defender.

Bleachvibezz always misses

by Runaway mouse February 17, 2021