anal beans

The act of putting mexican beans in ones asshole.

Wow time those are some large anal beans

by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 3, 2016

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The beansman

The lad with total control of the beans and all of bean kind - ©beans2009

Wow, did you see that guy?
Yeah he's The beansman

by FargoneBeans August 31, 2017

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Bumpin Beans

Two hot chicks are locked in a thrusting, bean grinding, scissor action.

I walked in on Kayla and Rachel bumpin beans at Jack’s party.

by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2017

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Squeeze beans through the jeans

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

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Used to comment that something unfortunate cannot be fixed or helped, and usually also that the speaker does not seem to care that this is the case. Basically a colloquial form of “Tough!” as in “Well, that’s too bad!”

Jake: “Ben, I want seven cupcakes like you have. I hate having only six cupcakes!”
Ben:”Well, Jake,tough beans! You know the rules: seven cupcakes for me and only six cupcakes for you! So live with it!”

by JMC70 July 13, 2020

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