A sexual undertaking very similar to the act of "motorboating" a woman's breasts. However, the "boating", if you will, occurs in the anal region of the recipient (male or female).
Dude#1: Hey man! Did you see the way Stacy was walking this morning?
Dude#2: Yeah. She looked like she took a belt sander to the ass.
Dude#1; Yeah man! Thats cause I gave her the ole Garbage Barge.
Dude#2: Yeah. She looked like she took a belt sander to the ass.
Dude#1; Yeah man! Thats cause I gave her the ole Garbage Barge.
by My penis is August 4, 2007
Get the garbage barge mug.An inexplicable and deafening outburst of simulateous girlish shrieks experienced at a pub. Commonly witnessed during bachelorette parties.
Mark suffered a heart-stopping scare when a booth of women next to him errupted in a bargasm over seemingly nothing.
by IrishLaddy May 7, 2009
Get the Bargasm mug.In retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. They are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and Grade-A social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. Often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. They will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. They will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. Females will attempt to use sexual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. Easily spotted. Often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an ass of themselves.
"If that 'professional bargainer' makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden 'PAIN IN MY ASS' tax. He has it coming to him!"
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
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Get the bargoyle mug."BLARGLE!" said the Invisible Pet Llama.
by the Invisible Pet Llama October 3, 2007
Get the blargle mug.You buy a Rolex for thousands and it turns out you only bought a picture of one, "That was a complete Blargain!"
by 0<("<) havethedoughnut July 24, 2010
Get the Blargain mug.A shopper in an mindless state of anticipation, having an unquenchable desire for mechandise on sale. Typically spotted in large masses converging in front of store entrances during late hours of the night prior to events such as Black Friday.
Look at all the Bargain Zombies flooding the store entrances, looks like a scene from Dawn of the Dead
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