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Blake

A pile of shit and can't sing rap or dance
I need to take a blake
by Pollo36 February 28, 2017
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Blake

A fagget Douche Bag Shit Fuck, who nobody likes because they dont have a life and because they dont shower and smell like vagina
Omigosh that kid is such a blake, come on hurry let go we dont want to start smelling like vagina do we
by fatty ass lucas October 17, 2008
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Blake

A "Blake" is a man that is uncontrollable of his natural desires. This type of man sometimes just has to let out what must be let out. Blake's will sometimes go 11 rounds even if by the seventh or eight they start to shoot blanks. These type of people are often notorious for just letting out their "stress" when in public and will sometimes even do it while at school.
Person: dude u need help, your just being a Blake all the time now.
A Blake: that's not true at all.
Person: you just jacked off in the school bathroom!!!
by Benjamin199ben November 27, 2012
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Blake

- Blake (it),:

-To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something, cause a debacle, or fuck something up, in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"

-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
by Blakefan December 16, 2013
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Blake

A total asshole that dates girls only to get to their best friends.
person 1: "Hey their Blake."
blake: "hey"
person 1: "this is my friend"
Blake: "SURE I'LL DATE YOU"
by welloshproom March 11, 2009
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Blake

A slightly naive, sort-of funny guy. Burps loudly in math/science class. When a girl breaks up with him, he acts like a total jerk. He's cute, but once you get to know him you'd rather stay in the friend zone. A great friend to have and talk to, but just a friend.
Blake: *buuuurp*
Me: You're so gross.
Blake: I know.
by O-grrrl May 30, 2011
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Blake

The worst person to ever date. Blakes don’t care about you. They only care about themselves. They’ll let girls all over them when they date you and pretend to try to fix things until it makes you break up with the Blake. Blakes suck ass and I pray for you if you ever end up with a Blake.
Sarah: I’m not gonna date a Blake ever again

Hannah: Blakes are so fucking ugly
by California dead girl June 28, 2018
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