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Tinder bae biscuits

In reference to the butt cheeks of your Tinder bae; They’re warm, soft, fluffy, delicious, and seemingly endless—Like cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster.
What you doing tonight?”

I’m trying to get my girl to come thru so I can get my hands on them Tinder bae biscuits— She been doing squats all month!
by The Jonesiest April 7, 2019
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1. An old theatre warmup that became such a notoriously difficult tongue-twister, that even Cards Against Humanity uses it as one of their cards.

2. A phrase to say whenever one of your friends is tongue-tied, to remind them just how bad at saying words in their own language they are.
Bailey cannot say A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer, let us all point and laugh!
by ALSAT January 6, 2021
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Buttering the Biscuits

When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.
Jon: "Yo! I'm going to be Buttering the Biscuits today!"
Davie: "Nice!"
by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021
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oh my nelly biscuits

Something that has literally just left you flabbergasted, shocked, or balls dropped.
Oh my Nelly biscuits, what is this retard doing.
by Coochieman :) April 19, 2023
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butter my biscuits

The sexual act of filling one's anus with butter then proceeding to shove a corn cob up the anus all while yelling "LOVE IS THE ANSWER"
Last night me and my boyfriend got frisky and he decided to butter my biscuits
by Garlico February 24, 2018
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biscuits the pig

coolest person to ever live not actually a pig but still
That Biscuits the pig is one fly ass mofo
by Biscuits the pig December 1, 2003
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Biscuits -N- Gravy

When someone goes down on your balls (Biscuits) until you spew (Gravy).
Gloria from the Waffle House lapped on my biscuits until I gave her some gravy. Ain't nothing she likes better in the morning than Biscuits -N- Gravy, a real breakfast in bed.
by Hung Chow November 22, 2007
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