Jew-Bert

A name for an annoying person who practices Judism and plays video games all day. A fusion between the words Jew and Q*Bert.

I want to play Half-Life 2, but that guy's too busy being a gay little Jew-Bert and won't stop playing Shrek 'n Roll!

by CoffeePot247 December 26, 2009

Al Berta

Brother to Rob Berta. He founded one of Canada's provinces.

I wonder what the "Al" in Al Berta's name stood for --- was is "Albert", or was it was Alfred or Allen?

by QuacksO March 8, 2019

Wee bert

A wee junkie that smokes council pollen

Aww mate ur a wee bert

by Mcgrory December 6, 2020

The Bert and Ernie

A sexual position originating from Bristol involving two men - similar to the infamous '69', both participants simultaneously receive oral sex by lying in opposite directions. However, the 'Bert and Ernie' has the two participants lying firstly in foetal position, then when things get more intense, the participants wrap their legs around each other's heads, creating a 'Ying-Yang' effect. This allows the position to become mobile, and the participants are then free to move around the bed, even letting them leave the bedroom and roll through the house.

Tom: "Hey dude do you wanna try the Bert and Ernie?"
Odell: "Yeah man isn't that the one where we roll around like a transformer?"
Tom: "I know a guy who tried it and said it really broadens the mind"
Odell: "I'm down."

by Brother Ernie May 5, 2021

BIG ASS BERTHA

This is the type of fat ass who gets 6 handfuls of krispy kreme and says i'm a let one RIP PPPPPPPPPP and shits all over the wall.

DAMN ITS BIG ASS BERTHA

by #NIGGAMOMENT March 29, 2019

933 Big Bertha

best saddle river tours bus around

Alyssa: where is 933 Big Bertha?
Kaitlin: It must've left without us. Thanks to that screw up Nicole we took 5 hours to get a burrito!

by Pastrami Pants June 18, 2009

Berted

When posting an embarrasing picture of friends with Bert (photoshopped) on social networks. Getting berted is usually meant as a joke from one friend to another.

You got berted.
Omg, she SO got berted on facebook!

by theBerter December 16, 2010