pedophile

an adult (chick or dude) who is sexually attracted to young children

Jack: Did you hear about that pedophile Philip Craig Garrido who kidnapped 11 year old Jaycee Dupree, locked her away for 18 years in his backyard, and had two children with her?

Jill: That's fucked up dude!

by momotan September 6, 2009

baedophile

Someone who is always trying to take someone's significant other.

John quit hitting on my girl! You've always been a baedophile.

by Joquaan February 4, 2015

Pedophile Calves

One who's calves are so muscular and sexy they evoke fear into the hearts of the innocent.

Jack has Pedophile Calves and makes kendall quiver in fear.

by derpdiddyderp69 June 26, 2010

Beedophile

The act of molesting a dead bee.

Typically someone capable of coming across a dead bee and deciding to firstly stroke it's fur and then proceed to have thoughts of making a fur coat out of the poor insect.
Jack: Oh look there's a dead bee

Jill: Oh Jack, come and feel how smooth it's fur is....do you think this would make a good coat?

Jack: Stop being a Beedophile!

by Royal Bee Protection Society July 12, 2012

beardophile

A person either Male or Female and whom has an unhealthy obsession with the facial hair worn by others. A Beardophile will often and sometimes without permission stroke or fondle the facial hair of others without asking for permission. Or the Beardophile may ask to fondle said beard and ignore the response by the bearded person and Fondle the beard anyway.

At the company pick-nick two co-workers are talking and the office Beardophile buts in.

Beardophile: Hey that's a really nice beard you have there.
Bearded person: Yeah, umm, Thanks Beardofile.
Beardophile: Do you mind if I touch it?
Bearded Person: Ummmm, no thanks that's creepy actually.
Beardophile: (Ignoring what Bearded person has said, Beardophile reaches out and fondles the beard anyway)
Bearded Person: (Cheeped out) What are you doing Beardophile?

by Drexx McCloud December 17, 2015

Pedophile

An adult that is sexually attracted to kiddos. Mainly labelled as men but can be women as well.

'Alex steer watches little girls in school because he is a pedophile.'

by KrustyKrabPizz4 January 25, 2018

PEDOPHILE PLATES

Growing support in Minnesota and other states for license plates that alert the general public of a vehicle registered to a pedophile.

There is a car at the park with pedophile plates.

by Minnesotans For A Better MN June 8, 2018