bedophile

Someone who loves to lay in bed for fun, a power nap, to catch themselves or just to satisfy their sleep addiction.

Crissy couldn't come along for the party tonight, she's such a bedophile.

I know right, i wish i could be that easily satisfied...it must be my mattress, i should have it replaced.

by EcchiTemptation July 6, 2016

Bedopus

A bedopus is like sleeping with an octopus in human form.
A person who sleeps in a shared bed like as if they’re the only one in it.

Stop hogging all the space in the bed you bedopus!

I love my son but why does he end up with his feet in my face when he sleeps with me. He’s an absolute bedopus!

by Nicelikeiceguy February 5, 2019

bebopse

To inflict excruciating pain on another individual through some sort of physical action.

"if you don't get up off i'll have to bebopse your face"

by Matt Van Vlack April 27, 2005

bedpat

When you thump on the bed with you hand(s) during a sexual act.

Those bedpats were so noisy, please keep it down next time.

by mastershake916 November 28, 2005

bedoodle

equivalent to 4 boat loads of something

you owe me a bedoodle of flowers = (you owe me 4 boat loads of flowers)

by Bedoodlers May 13, 2010

bepoplay

A popular form of foreskin exercise commonly done by homosexuals. Bears are particularly fond of this type of foreplay. It involves the act of cumming with the foreskin pulled up to form a semen balloon and then squirting it into each others' mouths.

Brett loved to do bepoplay with his boyfriend, nothing was better than jetting semen.

by watzson March 3, 2011

Bedphones

Headphones you only wear in bed

My fucking cleaning lady moved my bedphones from my bed to my desk and it took me for fucking ever to find them

by Cruiiise November 8, 2012