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Bed moose

Canadian version of bed bugs.

Generally not a good idea to use around people who are not aware of its meaning, as we all know nothing is as funny if you have to explain it.
Mother: Good night, Stephen, don't let the bed moose bite.
by M_J_Forster March 25, 2007
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Bed Bath and Beyond

When a man is in the hospital and the nurse jerks him off after giving him his sponge bath.
Guy 1: "So I heard you were in the hospital. How was that?"
Guy 2: "It was horrible until my nurse came in to bathe me and she gave me a "bed bath and beyond". It was awesome!
by xCLAMM JAMMERx January 10, 2012
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Bed Ninja

Similar to a sexual ninja. Someone that is sneaky in the sack, getting in and out before either party have time to notice. Not normally a good thing...
"Hey, I heard you left the party with that Tom guy last night, giggity giggity?"
"yeah, but I don't think I'll be seeing him again, I barely noticed anything had happened."
"oh, a bed ninja huh? Those are the worst!"
by xPhia May 8, 2010
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bed death

When two people are together for a long time the gradually stop having sex
Riley and Tory experienced complete bed death a long time ago. It's a wonder they're still together.
by summer meme sadness May 30, 2016
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bed spread

1: A woman who once brought into the bed room , automaticaly takes her clothes off and lies on the bed, back down, face up, legs spread wide open.

2: A woman easily coerced into sexual pleasure, free of charge.
Ex: Yeah, Man she's hot, but watch out that bed spread has been all over town.

Ex.2: Hell yeah, I'm going to the club to pick up a fine-ass,bed spread.
by the anonymous conundrum December 27, 2007
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Bed bug chic

A popular fashion trend that says, "I look good, and I'm protecting myself from Bed bug infestation".
Jim: What's with Cathy from accounts receivable wearing that skin tight hazmat suit?

Barry: I heard they were checking for bed bugs in the office over the weekend. She must have freaked out and gone bed bug chic.
by motivatedkiller September 29, 2010
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Bed Taco

A strategy for when you and your friends want to save money by packing multiple people into a hotel room bed but can’t risk in-bed contact.

1. Strip all the bedsheets (even the fitted ones).

2. Each bed occupant folds a sheet under and over their body like a taco shell. One side is guarded against contact and the other is open, for freedom of movement.

3. Sleep with the "spines" of the taco shells facing, thus ensuring two layers of fabric between parties.

4. The comforter is shared.
"Hey, you guys want to snowboard at Tahoe over spring break?"

"Hell yeah, but we’re going to have to make a couple of bed tacos to save money."
by well, there was this one time November 21, 2009
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