Chief Quiet Foot

The act of silently walking up on co-workers or friends without them hearing you.

Todd:"Hey tim, hows it.."
Chief Quiet Foot: "Hey guys!"
Todd: "OMG YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. You're a total chief quiet foot!"

by GuyInAHat November 21, 2017

Quiet Quickie

When your parents are in the other room but you really need that dick.

My parents were home so my bf and I had a quiet quickie.

by SortaPupper January 21, 2020

quiet daddy

when you fuck your dad when your mom is in the next room

"oooooooooooo yessssss.... shit quiet daddy mom is coming up the stairs!"

by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018

quiet closed

Where a fast food restaurant open late at night is actually not taking orders. Usually because all the workers just don’t want to take orders.

“Nah, I’m too tired for this shift. You too? Well then we are quiet closed till shifts over”

by OreganoMeme October 14, 2023

Quiet Carpentry

Any facet of Home improvements that are painstakingly attempted before dawn. Indictive of a man tweaking whose up all night .Carpentry done with keeping the noise down as a priority because everyone else is sleeping. A tweaker who has a knack for doing carpentry in his home between the hours of 12 am and 7 am , thus resulting in scattered small jobs with at best sub par results.

Since the pandemic the 24 hour hardware store in Manhattan has been closed overnight . What a drag for my beloved Quiet Carpentry.

by BillyKrash July 31, 2021

quiet train

A liberal oxymoronic invention. One a train certain cars are reserved as "quiet trains". These cars are supposed to have no music or talking.

Bro you can't talk to me, we're on the "quiet train"!

What? Quiet train? This old New York City train looks like it is from the soviet era. It is loud as hell, shaking all over the place, rickety, and constantly making creaking sounds. Why the hell would I not talk in here?

Bro, this city is full of looney liberals. You just have to turn your brain off and not use logic.

by dopexile August 25, 2019

Quiet Room

A place for Kyle to go when Ryan tells him to "Shut up"

1. Ryan: "Shut the fuck up!" Kyle: *Goes to quiet room*
2. Ryan: "Hey Kyle, shut up" Kyle: *Goes to quiet room*
3.Ryan: "Kyle, guess what? Shut up" Kyle: *Goes to quiet room*

by one and only truther October 30, 2020