Definitions by GuyInAHat

norwegian tour guide 

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

norwegian tour guide by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017

Chief Quiet Foot 

The act of silently walking up on co-workers or friends without them hearing you.

Todd:"Hey tim, hows it.."
Chief Quiet Foot: "Hey guys!"
Todd: "OMG YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. You're a total chief quiet foot!"

Chief Quiet Foot by GuyInAHat November 21, 2017

ferderk 

A filler word that can be used as a verb, noun, or whatever you need it to be

How do you get this off? Ya know you just got to ferderk it around a little bit

ferderk by GuyInAHat February 27, 2015

ferderk 

A filler word that can be used as a verb, noun, or whatever you need it to be

How do you get this off? Ya know you just got to ferderk it around a little bit

ferderk by GuyInAHat February 27, 2015