bath rock

A bland musical genre popular around the turn of the millennium. Groups such as Maroon 5, Train, Coldplay, and of course, John Mayer typified the genre. Enjoyed by soccer moms, overweight teenage girls, and frat boys trying to get drunk freshman in to bed, it is the natural extension of "yacht rock", popular in the late 70's and early 80's.
"Brenda, you have to get the new album by bath rock superstar John Mayer. His light breathy voice, inoffensive pseudo-sexual lyrics and bland musical stylings get my juices flowing."
by TheKIngOfMen December 20, 2007
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Rumford Bath

A town so poor in Maine, they can't afford real showers so they bath themselves with a sink and soap.
I ain't got time to wait for the shower, I'm taking a rumford bath.
by CS72 November 16, 2008
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milk bath

when your milk looks a little green and dirty, you need to give it a milk bath! steps to do so -

1. look for milk in fridge
2. see milk and it looks dirty
3. take milk to bathroom and give bath - like its a dog.

(you must give it a bath out of the cartin though)
4. grab a towel and boom! you have no milk, now dad needs to go to the store to get milk and never come back. it's all your fault
CHILD: DAD! WE NEED MILK. I GAVE OUR MILK A MILK BATH.
DAD: this is my chance to leave you poor people. CYA!
by obsessd with your parents. October 21, 2021
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bathing ape

originaly started as Nike Air Force one knock offs, now have become popular. Made in Japan. aka BAPE or BABE STAs
new jack: "fresh kicks dude! what they are?"
me: "preciate it, their bathing apes..."
by Lee M. March 29, 2006
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whore bath

the act of cleansing your most intimate parts in 3 minutes or less. deoderant, cologne and sometimes Gel are used in a whore bath
I am just going to take a whore bath for now, I will shower later
by Tony Diblasi December 31, 2007
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Whore's Bath

The gentle dampening of a rag when one must cleanse oneself to use on vaginal area, usually between fuckin's.
Eww, I just got space docked, let me take a whore's bath and get all this shit out my vag.
by TinkyHoes January 03, 2010
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Bath Rape

Forcing someone / something into a bath and cleaning / washing them.
1: The other night i wanted to give my pet a fucking bath

2: Oh yeah, did you clean it?

1: Nah, the little prick didn't want one, so i gave it a Bath Rape

2: Ah, fuck yeah!!!!

Example 2:

1: I heard you were gonna give your baby a bath the other day....

2: Oh ye, Nah, my baby didn't want a bath, so i was pretty fucking pissed off!

1: What did you do in the end?

2: I gave my baby a bath rape.

1: Lol haha

2: Shut The Fuck Up, you CUNT!!!!
by fishyowns December 21, 2010
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