fruit basket

When a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and penis behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket.

She wanted me to bend over and show her my fruit basket.

by urban legend March 27, 2003

dropped her basket

to go crazy; to act irrationally or without thinking

sara turned down a date with johnny depp to stay home and wash dishes... she's dropped her basket!

by steviebear May 1, 2008

gayer than a picnic basket

Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.

Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....

by Ima Sonovabitch August 22, 2012

Basketball Nuts

A condition arising from shaving the testicles too often, common in male porn stars, especially those who work in colder climates. The testicle skin becomes rough and obtains a course texture similar to a basketball.

Damn, that dude fucking that hot porn star has a serious case of basketball nuts. What a fag, glad I don't shave my balls everyday/

by Nigga named Jack January 29, 2010

basket case

someone whos emotions are filled with anxiety and obsession

Any mother would be a basket case if they found out their child was hit by a car.

by Gerard Irick August 5, 2009

banana basket

Underwear, as they are used to store a man's banana.

Dude, your dick just popped out of your banana basket.

by Forseti May 2, 2006

Basketball Wives: LA

A reality show on VH1 that depicts lives of the wives of Basketball players that play for an LA team. If you're not into watching immature women argue and fight over petty drama and make ignorant statements about one another and put down classy women, do not watch this show.

A new episode of Basketball Wives: LA is coming on tonight, but I'm not going to watch it because most of the women are too ghetto and unclassy.

by afrikanamomma September 25, 2011