by Suchatruther May 02, 2019
Barn Whip is a rare martial/melee weapon with particularly disgusting traits most notably discussed in Dungeons and Dragons.
Name: Barn Whip
Damage: 1d6 slashing
Weight: 3 lb.
Properties: Finesse, Reach
Whip also inflicts +3 necrotic damage
Inflicted must roll saving throw of 10+ or also be affected by +1 poison damage per turn for 5 turns.
Lore: Whip made originally from the soiled panties/underwear of prostitutes and extended with the panties/underwear of all of its previous wielders tied together. To wield it, you must add to it.
Name: Barn Whip
Damage: 1d6 slashing
Weight: 3 lb.
Properties: Finesse, Reach
Whip also inflicts +3 necrotic damage
Inflicted must roll saving throw of 10+ or also be affected by +1 poison damage per turn for 5 turns.
Lore: Whip made originally from the soiled panties/underwear of prostitutes and extended with the panties/underwear of all of its previous wielders tied together. To wield it, you must add to it.
Guard 1: The prisoner has been acting like an absolute ass hole today.
Guard 2: Give him 10 lashes with the Barn Whip, that'll teach him!
Guard 1: You're totally right! I don't even want to touch that thing!
Guard 2: Give him 10 lashes with the Barn Whip, that'll teach him!
Guard 1: You're totally right! I don't even want to touch that thing!
by Role-Model December 16, 2018
by Marvel fan u see everywhere November 05, 2021
A specific way of making a Barnes alcoholic drink. The Canadian Barnes is specifically made by combining Canadian Club and Canada Dry.
The name is derived from Ernest Hemingway's classic, "The Sun Also Rises."
The name is derived from Ernest Hemingway's classic, "The Sun Also Rises."
"It's been a long day at the bull-fight, I could really go for a barnes."
"Make mine a Canadian Barnes."
"Make mine a Canadian Barnes."
by BlackMarigolds2 May 12, 2010
...Des eating salad at party while everyone else on the table are eating meat, fish...
Gian: Des, what are you having?
Des: Salad.
Gian. Ewww. Why are you having barn food? They're for cows.
Gian: Des, what are you having?
Des: Salad.
Gian. Ewww. Why are you having barn food? They're for cows.
by Blahhhh08 December 28, 2010
When a guy that is shorter than the average height is on the back of a bitch that's bent over and is taller than 6'4. Her ass also needs to be big enough to stand on with skyzone grip socks while he's holding onto her side and squatting his dick in.
Jason: How was skyzone afterparty last night?
Devin: It was great, this girl showed me how to do the Jameson Barns, I stood on this tall bitch and fucked her downward.
Devin: It was great, this girl showed me how to do the Jameson Barns, I stood on this tall bitch and fucked her downward.
by CAVEMANKIND July 04, 2023
Can you believe that guy from Coldplay that Gwyneth Paltrow married, comparing his band to U2? What a fucking tool barn.
by Mr. Dude Man July 12, 2006