J BAGEL'D

Beyond ruined on a message board

supremepizza wrote:
I'm a good looking guy who can talk to girls when I'm in my element

mcneezy wrote:
I nailed her, basically...

Sean_Bateman wrote:
tEB lewks da best in,,,,,Ernge and white

supremepizza wrote:
J BAGEL'D

by _it aint e_z March 1, 2009

Strawberry bagel

When a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let's it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. She then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her sexual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.

Carol: Did you hear about Lizzy? Susan: No, what happened? Carol: Her girlfriend gave her a Strawberry bagel!! Susan: That's super hot!

by Ken-dur-uh!! October 30, 2010

baget

a word that, when used as a last name signifies a person who watches a great deal of furry child porn

tom: hi im tom baget
frank: fuck you you horrible child furry porn enthusiast

by doctor Mr very smart man March 11, 2019

Bagel Pussy

A Jewish woman.

A hit that bagel pussy last night.

by JHH22687 December 19, 2009

Bageling

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. Keep in mind, this non participant will also have the responsibility of getting, and keeping, the players erect.The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.

"Hey Will, let's go bageling tonight!" - Rob
"Sure man, let's give Mikey a call. He's always down to bagel." - Will

by RetsamEvals June 1, 2013

bagerta

A skanky, nasty, BIG, ugly, girl who get freaky with 3-5 guys at the same time. She ruins relationships that were already in trouble.

A bagerta is also a girl who is way on the skanky that get a lot of sex and you don't know why because she is FUGLY!

Dang, man, look at that bagerta over there!
-I know man, I still bang her though.

by Haley, Vanessa, Brad May 26, 2004

bagerto

An ugly boy who gets a lot of action.

Look at that bagerto fine-ass Dana is with!

by Haley May 26, 2004