backass

American for backarse which is itself a term that describes the remotest and most isolated part of any area. Since this is the American version it has a lower threshold for remoteness. A city containing a few million people could still be described as a backass by most Americans if the city is outside the USA

Ireland? Isn't that in the backass of Yurop somewhere?

No people, no roads, no electricity, no signal on my cell phone; that must mean I'm in the backass of nowhere

by Dankoozy October 22, 2008

blue dart backdraft

A "blue dart backdraft" can be fatal. "according to some questionable research." A blue dart on its own can be quite amusing. however if the conditions are just right, things can get ugly. A blue dart is when you lay flat on your back,(or for best results get on all fours). Pull your bare ass out, and hold any open flame uncomfortably close to your exposed anus(it might be easier to have a good friend hold the flame) and let one rip. the bigger the better. (great party trick by the way). but if your not careful you may cause a "blue dart backdraft". which is when the blue dart is retracted back into the lower intestine. igniting the remaining methane gas in your bowels. therefore essentially cooking your insides. until you die!

Dude, that blue dart backdraft almost killed me.

by american wetback June 1, 2014

German Backhand

when you decide normal masturbating is boring, you simply place your hand under your leg and discover how much pleasure you have been missing.

"boy im bored of normal masturbation" says frank, " try the german backhand" said dad.
frank was in his room for a week," thats awsome, thanks dad"

by Weaveeer April 12, 2009

Spanish Backhand

Having a wank with ones right leg cocked at an angle such that your right arm can reach underneath to grip the penis with the knuckles facing upward.

I had a top spanish backhand last night.

by brenny123 January 9, 2009

Russian Backpack

When a male is having anal sex with a female and is interupted by an outside source. He proceeds to pull out so fast and with such vigor, he rips out her O ring.

Kevin was boning this girl and her parents walked in. She ended up with a russian backpack. OUCH.

by McSandtrap October 5, 2005

Backpacking

When someone on a team is getting all the kills, captures, plants, and defuses, and is the only reason that team is winning.

That kid is backpacking his team so hardcore right now.

by Popernicle May 25, 2011

Backpack

A contributing factor to the growth of back pains. To help with the stress of all students this was invented to give teachers the excuse to load you with every book they want. Weight limits should be an obtainable thing.

Are you going on a vacation? Or to study?

A backpack should be and item to carry when camping.

by ThePerplexingH May 8, 2015